Quote Originally Posted by HeLLo iM iZzY
I work at Advance Auto Parts and every quarter or so we have a "oil change special" and here's how some of them go.

them: you guys got an oil change special?
me: yup, 5 qts of BLA BLA with oil filter for $whatever
them: ok cool, ill take it
me: alrite, total is $whatever
them: where do i pull the car up?
me: for...?
them: oil change
me: ohhh, take it to the back

*goes out, comes back in*

them: hey man, the bay is closed *referring to the truck door*
me: oh yeah thats right, I forgot we are a parts store and not a shop
them: *kinda stare at me* well, umm, so umm, i gotta take it to a shop?
me: I think so sir.
me: have a good one
LULz, but is also kind of mean. But funny.