Attn: Automotive shop workers. Post dumb quotes from customers.

[EP3sAreFun]

I wanna play

i work the front parts counter at a Dealer... heres a couple

him- I'M GETTING A CODE SAYING MY CAT IS INEFFICIENT
me- YOU PROBABLY NEED TO REPLACE THE CAT THEN SIR.
him- NO, ITS JUST INEFFICIENT, I WANNA DO A TUNE UP AND THAT SHOULD FIX IT. SO I NEED SPARK PLUGS WIRES, ROTOR, AND A DISTRIBUTOR CAP.
me- SIR YOUR CAR HAS INDIVIDUAL COIL PACKS, THEY ARE NOT A SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE ITEM AND DON'T EXPIRE LIKE TRANSMISSION FLUID OR SPARK PLUGS
him- OKAY, WELL I WANNA REPLACE THEM ANYWAY.
me- OKAY, THEY ARE 143 EACH.
him- OH. WELL NEVERMIND THEN

and...

asian man: I need Sensor
me: okay. what year and model car
asian man: its a 2005 Toyota
me: okay, what kind of Toyota
asian man: Yes
me:what?
asian man: yes, Sensor
me:Okay, but what kind of Toyota
asian man: Oh, Camry
me: okay then *clicky clicky* 4cyl or v6?
asian man: 6
me: *clicky clicky* now what sensor do you need?
asian man: yes
me: No, i mean which sensor?
asian man: Oh, I dunno. Store tell me i need Oxygen sensor
me: Oh okay, did they tell you which one?
asian man: they say front
me: okay, bank 1 or 2?
asian man: no, just need sensor
me: Right, but is it Firewall or radiator side?
asian man: oh, firewall
me: *clicky clicky* okay that sensor is 250 and i carry it in stock
asian man: OMG why so expensive?
me: thats jut what Toyota prices it at?
asian man: oh okay well i need
me:k. *print invoice* & *goes to grab part*
asian man: *looks at invoice* this is wrong
me: what? why do you say that?
asian man: it say Air Fuel Ratio, i need O2 sensor.
me: that sensor is a air fuel on your car.
asian man: oh, so it will work?
me:yes
asian man: oh okay.... Oh!, I have shop. i get discount?
me: #$%^#$%^#$%

[willum14pb]

I wanna play

i work the front parts counter at a Dealer... heres a couple

him- I'M GETTING A CODE SAYING MY CAT IS INEFFICIENT
me- YOU PROBABLY NEED TO REPLACE THE CAT THEN SIR.
him- NO, ITS JUST INEFFICIENT, I WANNA DO A TUNE UP AND THAT SHOULD FIX IT. SO I NEED SPARK PLUGS WIRES, ROTOR, AND A DISTRIBUTOR CAP.
me- SIR YOUR CAR HAS INDIVIDUAL COIL PACKS, THEY ARE NOT A SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE ITEM AND DON'T EXPIRE LIKE TRANSMISSION FLUID OR SPARK PLUGS
him- OKAY, WELL I WANNA REPLACE THEM ANYWAY.
me- OKAY, THEY ARE 143 EACH.
him- OH. WELL NEVERMIND THEN

and...

asian man: I need Sensor
me: okay. what year and model car
asian man: its a 2005 Toyota
me: okay, what kind of Toyota
asian man: Yes
me:what?
asian man: yes, Sensor
me:Okay, but what kind of Toyota
asian man: Oh, Camry
me: okay then *clicky clicky* 4cyl or v6?
asian man: 6
me: *clicky clicky* now what sensor do you need?
asian man: yes
me: No, i mean which sensor?
asian man: Oh, I dunno. Store tell me i need Oxygen sensor
me: Oh okay, did they tell you which one?
asian man: they say front
me: okay, bank 1 or 2?
asian man: no, just need sensor
me: Right, but is it Firewall or radiator side?
asian man: oh, firewall
me: *clicky clicky* okay that sensor is 250 and i carry it in stock
asian man: OMG why so expensive?
me: thats jut what Toyota prices it at?
asian man: oh okay well i need
me:k. *print invoice* & *goes to grab part*
asian man: *looks at invoice* this is wrong
me: what? why do you say that?
asian man: it say Air Fuel Ratio, i need O2 sensor.
me: that sensor is a air fuel on your car.
asian man: oh, so it will work?
me:yes
asian man: oh okay.... Oh!, I have shop. i get discount?
me: #$%^#$%^#$%

at first i thought "clicky clicky" was you being racist.. LOL.

[EP3sAreFun]

at first i thought "clicky clicky" was you being racist.. LOL.

LOL

[AnthonyF]

at first i thought "clicky clicky" was you being racist.. LOL.

So you quoted the whole damn thing? Fukin "Asians"

-Ant.

[Slow Motion]

I wanna play

i work the front parts counter at a Dealer... heres a couple

him- I'M GETTING A CODE SAYING MY CAT IS INEFFICIENT
me- YOU PROBABLY NEED TO REPLACE THE CAT THEN SIR.
him- NO, ITS JUST INEFFICIENT, I WANNA DO A TUNE UP AND THAT SHOULD FIX IT. SO I NEED SPARK PLUGS WIRES, ROTOR, AND A DISTRIBUTOR CAP.
me- SIR YOUR CAR HAS INDIVIDUAL COIL PACKS, THEY ARE NOT A SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE ITEM AND DON'T EXPIRE LIKE TRANSMISSION FLUID OR SPARK PLUGS
him- OKAY, WELL I WANNA REPLACE THEM ANYWAY.
me- OKAY, THEY ARE 143 EACH.
him- OH. WELL NEVERMIND THEN

and...

asian man: I need Sensor
me: okay. what year and model car
asian man: its a 2005 Toyota
me: okay, what kind of Toyota
asian man: Yes
me:what?
asian man: yes, Sensor
me:Okay, but what kind of Toyota
asian man: Oh, Camry
me: okay then *clicky clicky* 4cyl or v6?
asian man: 6
me: *clicky clicky* now what sensor do you need?
asian man: yes
me: No, i mean which sensor?
asian man: Oh, I dunno. Store tell me i need Oxygen sensor
me: Oh okay, did they tell you which one?
asian man: they say front
me: okay, bank 1 or 2?
asian man: no, just need sensor
me: Right, but is it Firewall or radiator side?
asian man: oh, firewall
me: *clicky clicky* okay that sensor is 250 and i carry it in stock
asian man: OMG why so expensive?
me: thats jut what Toyota prices it at?
asian man: oh okay well i need
me:k. *print invoice* & *goes to grab part*
asian man: *looks at invoice* this is wrong
me: what? why do you say that?
asian man: it say Air Fuel Ratio, i need O2 sensor.
me: that sensor is a air fuel on your car.
asian man: oh, so it will work?
me:yes
asian man: oh okay.... Oh!, I have shop. i get discount?
me: #$%^#$%^#$%

Lollerjihad

LMFAO that happens to me all the time, one guy told me he made a dispute until the item arrived so I couldn't run...

We know you run with the money...




j/k

[Princess12]

asian man: OMG why so expensive?
me: thats jut what Toyota prices it at?
asian man: oh okay well i need
me:k. *print invoice* & *goes to grab part*
asian man: *looks at invoice* this is wrong
me: what? why do you say that?
asian man: it say Air Fuel Ratio, i need O2 sensor.
me: that sensor is a air fuel on your car.
asian man: oh, so it will work?
me:yes
asian man: oh okay.... Oh!, I have shop. i get discount?
me: #$%^#$%^#$%

I used to get that one all the time...
Customer: "Why is it so expensive?"
Me: "Well sir, that is the price point Land Rover sets for us."
Customer: "Oh....." [Insert awkward moment of silence as customer stares at invoice.]
Customer: I have a shop, do I get a discount?
Me: "Yes sir. We do offer a discount to shops; however, we will just need you to fill out a Tax ID form and provide us with the necessary information."
Customer: "My shop doesn't have a Tax ID #."
Me: "Without your tax information or business license, I cannot offer you a discount."
Customer:[Another long pause] "Do they sell these at Autozone?"
Me: "Good luck sir"

Another one:
"What weight coolant do I put in my Range Rover?"