So, I think that all of us shop peeps have heard some good excuses on why the shop messed up their car. I thought it would be fun to post all of the lines you have heard for your customers.

I'll go first.

"My friend's car has the same exact set up but his is making more power."

Modified version:

"I saw a Honda in Modified with the same exact mods and it says that his car is making 600 whp! Why isn't mine?"

I have a million more that I will post after some of you go.