Ok OK, I'll go too. How about this one...
"My dad/brother/cousin/golden retriever is a mechanic, and put the car together for me, & they said that it just needed to be tooned, so why isn't it running right?"
That one sounds REALLY familiar!
OH that is a good one! I have another.Originally Posted by SleepingTalon
"I dropped the engine in, all it needs is to be wired up, and started."
Matt, you have some good ones too. Post 'em up.