so right after you wake up in the morning/afternoon what do you do?
personally, today I finally got to sleep in and slept for 12 hours, right afterwards I took the most amazing piss ever
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take a leak
make your bed
get a good morning wake-up morning wood BJ from the significant other
make/drink breakfast
make/drink coffee
shower
stretch
yawn really loudly
scratch the bush and/or morning wood
scratch your bum
so right after you wake up in the morning/afternoon what do you do?
personally, today I finally got to sleep in and slept for 12 hours, right afterwards I took the most amazing piss ever
ANSWER ABOVE BISHES
ah shit, can someone change it to make/eat breakfast on the poll?
EDIT: also, while you're at it you think you can add droppin a deuce to the poll? just thought of that after I ate breakfast lol
Last edited by D.Choe; 10-17-2008 at 01:31 PM.
it differs everyday...
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lol damnit I guess I should've put that for all the smokers out thereOriginally Posted by BobbyFresh
wake n bake FTW!
wheres the "jerk it" option.... i mean if i gonna have morning wood anyway? and it keeps me good fpr the rest of the day.....than i piss.
i turn off the alarm and go back to sleep and get out of bed 15 minutes to an hour later
then i pee
then i get dressed and leave
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we all know you fap to your starion then find out that you have fix something on it then you proceed to crap your pantsOriginally Posted by Stormhammer
i wake up, look at clock, go back to sleep..... and repeat that about 4 times.
Hit alarm at least twice...
Stretch, brush teeth, shower (pee in shower)... in that order.
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feed/take out the dog.
Nobody else starts their day off with a refreshing beer?
Boo.
I guess I choose take a leak.
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I do sometimes, especially if I wake straight up, take it from the fridge, put it in the freezer, go shower, then come back and drink it while it's slightly frosted. Best morning drink ever.Originally Posted by nreggie454
You have obviously never taken the beer in the shower with you LOL.Originally Posted by SiRed94
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Wake and bake.
wake up
tend to the garden and by garden i mean bush
then the typical ass scratch on the way to urinal bliss
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WTf, is IA glitching or something? It keeps saying theres a new post in here, but theres no new fucking post. GOD DAMNIT!
I have a daily routine that haven't changed for a while now.
-Turn alarm off , Take a piss in the shower, eat , Brush teeth, wake gf up, off to work.
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well generally ill set my alarm to about an hour before i have to get up, possibly more so i can hit the snooze button till i really have to get up. then i fart.
i usually wake up, take a piss, and crawl right back into bed until im needed to actually get up
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Wake up, roll outta bed, go make a cup of coffee, go out and smoke (cigs), take the browns to the super bowl, shave, shower, dress, hop in truck, leave for work. everyday routine
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Pee in the shower huh? I do too....and I wanna know who else pees in the shower or if thats just wierd to yall?Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
I usually let a good one rip first thing.. lmao
gotta scratch the wood. unless of course some lucky lady is there to do it for mewhy is it that some girls like getting poked in the rear by morning wood and others find it annoying? i personally love poking them in the morning lol
Its a poll. so whenever somebody votes, the thread gets bumped to the top even if nobody posted anything. im a noob and knew that.Originally Posted by d-ninja
LOL well.....dude, i dont find it weird that you piss iin the shower, but its kinda weird that cav-e-r does....seein as how shes a girl. lolOriginally Posted by THE KREEP
Originally Posted by LexiZ31
1st thing Lexi does when he wakes up is to put his mascara on right?
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thats allOriginally Posted by LexiZ31
feed the cat. He's usually what wakes me up. Meowmonster.
where is the option on washing your face and brushing your teeth?
where is the option on having a midget choke me while I masterbate????
I stumble down stairs where the coffe maker is waiting for me because I set it to brew @ 5am the night before, get coffee, stumble back upstairs and drop a duece while drinking coffee and reading the paper. Unless I'm out of town, then I buy a Red Bull and drink it in the morning while dropping a duece and posting on IA from my laptop.