x2Originally Posted by THE KREEP
take a leak
make your bed
get a good morning wake-up morning wood BJ from the significant other
make/drink breakfast
make/drink coffee
shower
stretch
yawn really loudly
scratch the bush and/or morning wood
scratch your bum
I jack off b4 pissing, then when I cum it comes out like piss/cummy mix to clean out my system.
LIRL I guess some options def. need to be added
halp?
Originally Posted by blackboi50
I slap snooze once or twice, then I head straight to bathroom and piss... then i brush teeth+wash face...
I usually grab my notepad from the night stand and write down my dreams. LOL some of them get a little vivid. Then first thing is piss and brush my teeth, then shower, then I slap around the bishop. Wish I had the luxury of having to be up at 5am to go to work.![]()
2014 | Hyundai Veloster | Turbo R-Spec
i wake up and reset the alarm, then go back to bed
REDO!!!
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i take one of those 2min pisses lol
open my eyes, kick my bitch tell her open the blinds
Originally Posted by simontibbett
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THAT is gross Simon!![]()
wheres brush your teeth??
I stretch like a fucking champ before i even hop out of bed
--Crazed Impressions
I usually look at the clock then get pissed when it says 2pm b/c i wasted half a day sleeping, then go piss.
personally..i go outside and watch the higschool bus dropping off all the higschool girls in my neighborhood
Elementary bus for me.![]()
goddamn thread resurrections...
i usually dont get up till 2:30 or soOriginally Posted by AnthonyF