What do you do EXACTLY after you wake-up? (POLL INSIDE)

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10-18-2008, 02:53 PM
RandomGuy

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE KREEP

where is the option on having a midget choke me while I masterbate????

x2
10-19-2008, 11:37 AM
Elbow

I jack off b4 pissing, then when I cum it comes out like piss/cummy mix to clean out my system.
10-19-2008, 11:45 AM
D.Choe

LIRL I guess some options def. need to be added

halp?
10-19-2008, 06:55 PM
Nismo

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/morning_routine.png
10-19-2008, 07:50 PM
tdurr

I slap snooze once or twice, then I head straight to bathroom and piss... then i brush teeth+wash face...
10-20-2008, 07:31 AM
sirkus

I usually grab my notepad from the night stand and write down my dreams. LOL some of them get a little vivid. Then first thing is piss and brush my teeth, then shower, then I slap around the bishop. Wish I had the luxury of having to be up at 5am to go to work. :)
10-20-2008, 09:52 AM
Sport1.3

i wake up and reset the alarm, then go back to bed

REDO!!!
08-12-2009, 12:42 PM
Njobe

i take one of those 2min pisses lol
08-12-2009, 02:06 PM
WTF?

take a piss
08-12-2009, 02:12 PM
lanning

open my eyes, kick my bitch tell her open the blinds
08-12-2009, 03:11 PM
AnthonyF

None of the above.

Hit my alarm clock, turn on tv, pet/play with my doggy, take piss, take dog out for piss, m-bate, tv, suit up, ride out.

-Ant.
08-12-2009, 05:34 PM
IMPORTchic

Quote:

Originally Posted by simontibbett

I jack off b4 pissing, then when I cum it comes out like piss/cummy mix to clean out my system.

:sicks:

THAT is gross Simon! :slap:
08-12-2009, 05:47 PM
VQ35 Star

i wake up in the morning take a shit, shower, shave stand over the stove and whip it like a slave
08-12-2009, 07:25 PM
CALIWEST

wheres brush your teeth??
08-13-2009, 12:45 AM
Hayes21890

I stretch like a fucking champ before i even hop out of bed
08-13-2009, 03:54 AM
antiv6

I usually look at the clock then get pissed when it says 2pm b/c i wasted half a day sleeping, then go piss.
08-13-2009, 04:23 AM
Humphrizzle

i check the time.. then piss.
08-13-2009, 04:30 AM
Me86Rob

personally..i go outside and watch the higschool bus dropping off all the higschool girls in my neighborhood
08-13-2009, 06:58 AM
AnthonyF

Oh, I forgot..morning sex. Uhhhh morning sex is so wonderful.

-Ant.
08-13-2009, 06:59 AM
AnthonyF

Quote:

Originally Posted by Te72Rob

personally..i go outside and watch the higschool bus dropping off all the higschool girls in my neighborhood

they are dropping them off that early in the morning?:thinking:

-Ant.
08-13-2009, 07:11 AM
Humphrizzle

no hs girls in my neighborhood..
08-13-2009, 08:34 AM
Elbow

Elementary bus for me. :)
08-13-2009, 09:34 AM
ShooterMcGavin

goddamn thread resurrections...
08-13-2009, 11:58 PM
Me86Rob

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnthonyF

they are dropping them off that early in the morning?:thinking:

-Ant.

i usually dont get up till 2:30 or so
08-14-2009, 12:12 PM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nissan Sean

wheres the "jerk it" option.... i mean if i gonna have morning wood anyway? and it keeps me good fpr the rest of the day.....than i piss.

QFT:lmfao:

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