I usually look at the clock then get pissed when it says 2pm b/c i wasted half a day sleeping, then go piss.
take a leak
make your bed
get a good morning wake-up morning wood BJ from the significant other
make/drink breakfast
make/drink coffee
shower
stretch
yawn really loudly
scratch the bush and/or morning wood
scratch your bum
I usually look at the clock then get pissed when it says 2pm b/c i wasted half a day sleeping, then go piss.
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