well generally ill set my alarm to about an hour before i have to get up, possibly more so i can hit the snooze button till i really have to get up. then i fart.
take a leak
make your bed
get a good morning wake-up morning wood BJ from the significant other
make/drink breakfast
make/drink coffee
shower
stretch
yawn really loudly
scratch the bush and/or morning wood
scratch your bum
well generally ill set my alarm to about an hour before i have to get up, possibly more so i can hit the snooze button till i really have to get up. then i fart.
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