Originally Posted by
Tyr_of_War
"Hi, my name is StuntallDay, I put out cigarette butts on children and finger my dog to establish dominance. My wife likes it when I hit her because I am insecure about myself, and would likely lose every discussion/argument otherwise. I have never accomplished anything of note in my life, and because I have no power outside my home, I will exert myself on people more intelligent than me IN my home simply because I can slap and pull hair harder and with more force than my wife. "
Honestly, are you a retarded caveman? If you can dominate her that much, why bother getting married at all? Make HER work, then she can come home and cook you dinner while you sit on the couch all day reading Auto-Trader magazine, and having wet dreams over the new Mustang (lol). (if you are not fat now, this will help you along] Good luck with that, bro, I hear girls are into over-compensation these days. Good luck with your Geico commercials, also. Do you type with your elbows? Feel free to adopt my sarcastic tone and to use the format of my response to you in a mocking way against me in order to try to re-establish some dignity....whatever it takes, just promise me you won't take it out on your kids/wife/dog. You sound like a wonderful husband and a phenomenal parent. Keep it up, dolt. lol
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