So i'm stuck on how to go about this...

**RandomGuy** · 07-03-2007, 04:58 AM

on the real zulu poisondarts would be the best method, I mean last time someone broke my table i zulu poison darted the fuck outta him... he was like
"0wch w7f y0u d0 dat" and i was like "l0l0l 0mg pwn3d ju0"

after you poison dart him, beat him to death with a pineapple, slice his abdomen open, eat his liver, you now have the limited ability to see through walls.

That'd show him not to break your tables.

**Atlanta_521** · 07-03-2007, 05:27 AM

if he's not circumsized you could always drop some fire ants on his penis tip and then cover them up with the skin...

**Echonova** · 07-03-2007, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by Atlanta_521

if he's not circumsized you could always drop some fire ants on his penis tip and then cover them up with the skin...

..

**Humphrizzle** · 07-03-2007, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by Atlanta_521

if he's not circumsized you could always drop some fire ants on his penis tip and then cover them up with the skin...

this would mean you would have to play with his dick.

fag.

**Nissangeek** · 07-03-2007, 09:24 AM

A couple grand and Columbian Guerrillas(sp?) will solve all your problems. He dies, you laugh, everyone is happy.

**Humphrizzle** · 07-03-2007, 09:50 AM

he cant afford a 150 dollar table.. why would he have a couple grand?

**william_jeff** · 07-03-2007, 09:55 AM

good back >>>> $150

**Hulud** · 07-03-2007, 10:06 AM

he will bodyslam you into next week

**william_jeff** · 07-03-2007, 10:23 AM

or leave him hanging like benoit

**Jecht** · 07-03-2007, 11:51 AM

1. Tell him you'll give him some cocaine for free if he pays you.
2. Give him a bag of powder sugar.
3. ???????
4. PROFIT!

**Evil Goat** · 07-03-2007, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by Lucky SC

you've proved repeatedly that you are just an e-thug who tries to boost his intelligence level with each post, and you have nothing ever constructive to say.

If you're gonna be an ass, atleast do a good job of it like some other members on here and add some humor into it. You're a horrible bully

listen highschooler....im not trying to be a bully, just offering some advice, if youre too stupid to learn from your mistakes then so be it, its not my shit getting fucked up, let us know when your balls drop though, kid should have never made it into the party...that was your second mistake of the night

have fun trying to scrounge up that whopping $150 for a new table young'n

**Lucky DAWG** · 07-03-2007, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by MR.org

listen highschooler....im not trying to be a bully, just offering some advice, if youre too stupid to learn from your mistakes then so be it, its not my shit getting fucked up, let us know when your balls drop though, kid should have never made it into the party...that was your second mistake of the night

have fun trying to scrounge up that whopping $150 for a new table young'n

i already said i'm never having one again and it was a bad idea, but fun none the less. No one gives a damn what you say haha.

reps for those of you who i can.
i seriously think some of you are in the mafia or something.
lol that or you read too many books and your imagination is out of this world.

**Lucky DAWG** · 07-03-2007, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by Hulud

he will bodyslam you into next week

i kno the kid is like 200 + pounds physique of a linebacker.
i would like to not be a pancake lol.

**Echonova** · 07-03-2007, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by Lucky SC

i kno the kid is like 200 + pounds physique of a linebacker.

Sounds like you've had your eye on him for some time....

**Atlanta_521** · 07-03-2007, 12:20 PM

taze the motherfucker

**Lucky DAWG** · 07-03-2007, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by Echonova

Sounds like you've had your eye on him for some time....

damnit
you've revealed the true story echo.

we were spooning on the couch and he asked if i wanted a little peck
i said no
and in a drunken fury pushed his lover from his grasp into the table. never to enter his heart again.

you're too good...
you're too good...

**Echonova** · 07-03-2007, 01:02 PM

I thought so, I have an uncanny knack fo spotting these things. It's a blessing and a curse.

**Jerra** · 07-03-2007, 02:21 PM

There is a whole lot of gay in this thread...ew.

**ilovemyhonda.** · 07-03-2007, 02:23 PM

jerra thats not nice..

**Jerra** · 07-03-2007, 02:27 PM

Um...they were atlking about playing with the dude's cock and putting ant in it...and then about spooning on a couch...a whole lot of gay.

**Lucky DAWG** · 07-03-2007, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by Jerra

Um...they were atlking about playing with the dude's cock and putting ant in it...and then about spooning on a couch...a whole lot of gay.

don't be mad that i ain't givin you no lovin

**DieselNuts** · 07-03-2007, 02:52 PM

Seriously, just ask him for the money one more time. If he denies, then you should get a few cans of sardines and pour the juice into the cowl of his car (where the windshield wipers are). With all this heat, his car will smell like fish forever. The only way he will be able to get rid of the car is to sell it, and no one wants a car that smells like rank pussy...

**Hundo®** · 07-03-2007, 03:00 PM

i say you ask like this : Hey you said you were gonna pay for the table and i've yet to receive $, i can come by today or the next day to get it, if he doesnt comply, then you slit his throat.

**Nissangeek** · 07-03-2007, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Jerra

There is a whole lot of gay in this thread...ew.

Haha. A whole lot of gay. Is that kinda like being the gay? Or having the gay. All in all this thread is kinda the gay. If the dude's on 'roids then he probably ain't too bright. Just tell him that you want your money or he can meet you at the end of 285 and you'll take it out of his hide. He'll get so pissed after driving around for a few hours that he'll pop a neuron or something and then you can kick him.

**Nissangeek** · 07-03-2007, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by kayfuNk

slit his throat.

I like this idea too.

**thinkfast®** · 07-03-2007, 04:31 PM

GIMME $100 UP FRONT, THEN I GO MAKE GOOD ON HIS "DEBT"

TRUST ME HOWEVER BIG YOU ARE, YOU SEE TWIN .40 CALS IN YOUR FACE AND BELIEVE ME I CAN USE EM, YOU GONNA CRY LIKE A LIL GIRL WHILE YOU COUNTIN OUT MY FERIA

OH YEA, SO THEN I GET SAID DEBT ERASED, AND I TAKE $100 OUT OF THAT AS WELL. YEA YOUR OUT A LIL BIT, BUT ITS THE PRINCIPALITIES HOMEY

ALL IM SAYIN IS THINK ABOUT IT

**Lucky DAWG** · 07-03-2007, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by thinkfast®

GIMME $100 UP FRONT, THEN I GO MAKE GOOD ON HIS "DEBT"

TRUST ME HOWEVER BIG YOU ARE, YOU SEE TWIN .40 CALS IN YOUR FACE AND BELIEVE ME I CAN USE EM, YOU GONNA CRY LIKE A LIL GIRL WHILE YOU COUNTIN OUT MY FERIA

OH YEA, SO THEN I GET SAID DEBT ERASED, AND I TAKE $100 OUT OF THAT AS WELL. YEA YOUR OUT A LIL BIT, BUT ITS THE PRINCIPALITIES HOMEY

ALL IM SAYIN IS THINK ABOUT IT

haha at 285 +1

and thinkfast
i think this is a great idea

i did the math a few times on paper, carried the 2, and divided by 5. and it looks like if i go with your plan then i will be making quite a big cash load of profit. You sir, are a great business man

**Jerra** · 07-03-2007, 07:08 PM

Oh baby...I want you, I need you...oh baby...oh baby...

Originally Posted by Lucky SC

don't be mad that i ain't givin you no lovin

**Jerra** · 07-03-2007, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by Nissangeek

Haha. A whole lot of gay. Is that kinda like being the gay? Or having the gay. All in all this thread is kinda the gay. If the dude's on 'roids then he probably ain't too bright. Just tell him that you want your money or he can meet you at the end of 285 and you'll take it out of his hide. He'll get so pissed after driving around for a few hours that he'll pop a neuron or something and then you can kick him.

Umm...sure...

**Lucky DAWG** · 07-03-2007, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by Jerra

Oh baby...I want you, I need you...oh baby...oh baby...

well you're 19
and i'm 18

i could show you my gamecock

i have proof i'm not gay

**Jerra** · 07-03-2007, 08:06 PM

Really? Could you?...I don't fuck with kids....sorry boyo...maybe some other chick on here will jump at the offer...LOL

**Lucky DAWG** · 07-03-2007, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by Jerra

Really? Could you?...I don't fuck with kids....sorry boyo...maybe some other chick on here will jump at the offer...LOL

i mean if you're scared of some young blood.
then i understand why you're going to be hiding under the covers.

just means i got another kick of energy left in me.

i thought you would like a challenge.
guess not hun

**Jerra** · 07-03-2007, 08:27 PM

A challenge huh? I think not...the young ones are far too easy...and easily trained. I would break you baby doll...I'm not scared, just not interested. I'm sure you're cool and all...but I'll pass.

**Lucky DAWG** · 07-03-2007, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by Jerra

A challenge huh? I think not...the young ones are far too easy...and easily trained. I would break you baby doll...I'm not scared, just not interested. I'm sure you're cool and all...but I'll pass.

haha

nah i don't take it personally. i'm bullshitting all that i say just to take some blows at ya. its all in good fun though, just be bs'n like 95% of people on here lol.

wouldn't mind to meet ya though, u seem pretty clever.
maybe i'll have the opportunity some time

**Jerra** · 07-03-2007, 08:42 PM

You never know...I'm around...I'm sure I'll see you at some point.

**Lucky DAWG** · 07-03-2007, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by Jerra

You never know...I'm around...I'm sure I'll see you at some point.

doubtful considering i have never been to lawrencevill in my life lol.

**Jerra** · 07-03-2007, 08:45 PM

LOL...well maybe you'll have to make a special trip...i am pretty amazing...HAHAHA

**Lucky DAWG** · 07-03-2007, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by Jerra

LOL...well maybe you'll have to make a special trip...i am pretty amazing...HAHAHA

i mean for lawrenceville... ya prob
marietta standards are a bit higher though

i'll split gas haha

**Jerra** · 07-03-2007, 08:54 PM

Umm...I'm pretty fucking amazing like for the worl...

...duh...

LOL...gas is pretty 'spensive...so...umm...nah...

**Lucky DAWG** · 07-04-2007, 12:03 AM

Originally Posted by Jerra

Umm...I'm pretty fucking amazing like for the worl...

...duh...

LOL...gas is pretty 'spensive...so...umm...nah...

look woman
i'll cover 2/3

now thats the best deal i can offer.
take it or leave it.

1/3 a tank of gas to have ur life changed ain't a bad deal

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