call up superman and have him beat up the broken table villan.
then superman will pay for a 2,000,000 dollar table made of pure gold because his boogers are actual gold.
call up superman and have him beat up the broken table villan.
then superman will pay for a 2,000,000 dollar table made of pure gold because his boogers are actual gold.
Originally Posted by MR.EM1
on the real zulu poisondarts would be the best method, I mean last time someone broke my table i zulu poison darted the fuck outta him... he was like
"0wch w7f y0u d0 dat" and i was like "l0l0l 0mg pwn3d ju0"
after you poison dart him, beat him to death with a pineapple, slice his abdomen open, eat his liver, you now have the limited ability to see through walls.
That'd show him not to break your tables.
if he's not circumsized you could always drop some fire ants on his penis tip and then cover them up with the skin...
..
this would mean you would have to play with his dick.
fag.
A couple grand and Columbian Guerrillas(sp?) will solve all your problems. He dies, you laugh, everyone is happy.
he cant afford a 150 dollar table.. why would he have a couple grand?
good back >>>> $150
he will bodyslam you into next week
Val for President
i kno the kid is like 200 + pounds physique of a linebacker.he will bodyslam you into next week
i would like to not be a pancake lol.
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Sounds like you've had your eye on him for some time....
damnitSounds like you've had your eye on him for some time....
you've revealed the true story echo.
we were spooning on the couch and he asked if i wanted a little peck
i said no
and in a drunken fury pushed his lover from his grasp into the table. never to enter his heart again.
you're too good...
you're too good...
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or leave him hanging like benoit
taze the motherfucker
I thought so, I have an uncanny knack fo spotting these things. It's a blessing and a curse.
There is a whole lot of gay in this thread...ew.
Well behaved women seldom make history.
Haha. A whole lot of gay. Is that kinda like being the gay? Or having the gay. All in all this thread is kinda the gay. If the dude's on 'roids then he probably ain't too bright. Just tell him that you want your money or he can meet you at the end of 285 and you'll take it out of his hide. He'll get so pissed after driving around for a few hours that he'll pop a neuron or something and then you can kick him.
Umm...sure...
Well behaved women seldom make history.
jerra thats not nice..
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
Um...they were atlking about playing with the dude's cock and putting ant in it...and then about spooning on a couch...a whole lot of gay.
Well behaved women seldom make history.
don't be mad that i ain't givin you no lovin
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Well behaved women seldom make history.
well you're 19
and i'm 18
i could show you my gamecock
i have proof i'm not gay
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Seriously, just ask him for the money one more time. If he denies, then you should get a few cans of sardines and pour the juice into the cowl of his car (where the windshield wipers are). With all this heat, his car will smell like fish forever. The only way he will be able to get rid of the car is to sell it, and no one wants a car that smells like rank pussy...
i say you ask like this : Hey you said you were gonna pay for the table and i've yet to receive $, i can come by today or the next day to get it, if he doesnt comply, then you slit his throat.
I like this idea too.
GIMME $100 UP FRONT, THEN I GO MAKE GOOD ON HIS "DEBT"
TRUST ME HOWEVER BIG YOU ARE, YOU SEE TWIN .40 CALS IN YOUR FACE AND BELIEVE ME I CAN USE EM, YOU GONNA CRY LIKE A LIL GIRL WHILE YOU COUNTIN OUT MY FERIA
OH YEA, SO THEN I GET SAID DEBT ERASED, AND I TAKE $100 OUT OF THAT AS WELL. YEA YOUR OUT A LIL BIT, BUT ITS THE PRINCIPALITIES HOMEY
ALL IM SAYIN IS THINK ABOUT IT
haha at 285 +1
and thinkfast
i think this is a great idea
i did the math a few times on paper, carried the 2, and divided by 5. and it looks like if i go with your plan then i will be making quite a big cash load of profit. You sir, are a great business man
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Really? Could you?...I don't fuck with kids....sorry boyo...maybe some other chick on here will jump at the offer...LOL
Well behaved women seldom make history.
i mean if you're scared of some young blood.
then i understand why you're going to be hiding under the covers.
just means i got another kick of energy left in me.
i thought you would like a challenge.
guess not hun
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He is a kid as far as men i date go.
Well behaved women seldom make history.
so say in relativity lol
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A challenge huh? I think not...the young ones are far too easy...and easily trained. I would break you baby doll...I'm not scared, just not interested. I'm sure you're cool and all...but I'll pass.
Well behaved women seldom make history.
haha
nah i don't take it personally. i'm bullshitting all that i say just to take some blows at ya. its all in good fun though, just be bs'n like 95% of people on here lol.
wouldn't mind to meet ya though, u seem pretty clever.
maybe i'll have the opportunity some time
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Well now, I'm older and far more experienced and never tamed. I am all that is man. Plus I have a huge cock, not bragging... it's genetics. I'll hit you from behind and you'll have dick on your breath for a week.
hes married, har\iry, and wrinkly
and has a tumor hangin loose that looks like a third ball.
don't ask me how i know this
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That's besides the point..... Anyways, I'm not married. My wife is though.
Ew.
Well behaved women seldom make history.
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