on the real zulu poisondarts would be the best method, I mean last time someone broke my table i zulu poison darted the fuck outta him... he was like
"0wch w7f y0u d0 dat" and i was like "l0l0l 0mg pwn3d ju0"

after you poison dart him, beat him to death with a pineapple, slice his abdomen open, eat his liver, you now have the limited ability to see through walls.

That'd show him not to break your tables.