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on the real zulu poisondarts would be the best method, I mean last time someone broke my table i zulu poison darted the fuck outta him... he was like
"0wch w7f y0u d0 dat" and i was like "l0l0l 0mg pwn3d ju0"
after you poison dart him, beat him to death with a pineapple, slice his abdomen open, eat his liver, you now have the limited ability to see through walls.
That'd show him not to break your tables.
if he's not circumsized you could always drop some fire ants on his penis tip and then cover them up with the skin...
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Originally Posted by Atlanta_521
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Originally Posted by Atlanta_521
this would mean you would have to play with his dick.
fag.
A couple grand and Columbian Guerrillas(sp?) will solve all your problems. He dies, you laugh, everyone is happy.
he cant afford a 150 dollar table.. why would he have a couple grand?
good back >>>> $150
he will bodyslam you into next week :lmao:
or leave him hanging like benoit
1. Tell him you'll give him some cocaine for free if he pays you.
2. Give him a bag of powder sugar.
3. ???????
4. PROFIT!
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Originally Posted by Lucky SC
listen highschooler....im not trying to be a bully, just offering some advice, if youre too stupid to learn from your mistakes then so be it, its not my shit getting fucked up, let us know when your balls drop though, kid should have never made it into the party...that was your second mistake of the night
have fun trying to scrounge up that whopping $150 for a new table young'n
i already said i'm never having one again and it was a bad idea, but fun none the less. No one gives a damn what you say haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by MR.org
reps for those of you who i can.
i seriously think some of you are in the mafia or something.
lol that or you read too many books and your imagination is out of this world.
i kno the kid is like 200 + pounds physique of a linebacker.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hulud
i would like to not be a pancake lol.
Sounds like you've had your eye on him for some time....:gay:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucky SC
taze the motherfucker
damnitQuote:
Originally Posted by Echonova
you've revealed the true story echo.
we were spooning on the couch and he asked if i wanted a little peck
i said no
and in a drunken fury pushed his lover from his grasp into the table. never to enter his heart again.
you're too good...
you're too good... :rolleyes: :lmfao:
I thought so, I have an uncanny knack fo spotting these things. It's a blessing and a curse.
There is a whole lot of gay in this thread...ew.
jerra thats not nice..
Um...they were atlking about playing with the dude's cock and putting ant in it...and then about spooning on a couch...a whole lot of gay.
don't be mad that i ain't givin you no lovinQuote:
Originally Posted by Jerra
Seriously, just ask him for the money one more time. If he denies, then you should get a few cans of sardines and pour the juice into the cowl of his car (where the windshield wipers are). With all this heat, his car will smell like fish forever. The only way he will be able to get rid of the car is to sell it, and no one wants a car that smells like rank pussy...
i say you ask like this : Hey you said you were gonna pay for the table and i've yet to receive $, i can come by today or the next day to get it, if he doesnt comply, then you slit his throat.
Haha. A whole lot of gay. Is that kinda like being the gay? Or having the gay. All in all this thread is kinda the gay. If the dude's on 'roids then he probably ain't too bright. Just tell him that you want your money or he can meet you at the end of 285 and you'll take it out of his hide. He'll get so pissed after driving around for a few hours that he'll pop a neuron or something and then you can kick him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jerra
I like this idea too.Quote:
Originally Posted by kayfuNk
GIMME $100 UP FRONT, THEN I GO MAKE GOOD ON HIS "DEBT"
TRUST ME HOWEVER BIG YOU ARE, YOU SEE TWIN .40 CALS IN YOUR FACE AND BELIEVE ME I CAN USE EM, YOU GONNA CRY LIKE A LIL GIRL WHILE YOU COUNTIN OUT MY FERIA
OH YEA, SO THEN I GET SAID DEBT ERASED, AND I TAKE $100 OUT OF THAT AS WELL. YEA YOUR OUT A LIL BIT, BUT ITS THE PRINCIPALITIES HOMEY
ALL IM SAYIN IS THINK ABOUT IT
haha at 285 +1Quote:
Originally Posted by thinkfast®
and thinkfast
i think this is a great idea
i did the math a few times on paper, carried the 2, and divided by 5. and it looks like if i go with your plan then i will be making quite a big cash load of profit. You sir, are a great business man
:rolleyes: Oh baby...I want you, I need you...oh baby...oh baby...:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Lucky SC
:thinking: Umm...sure...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nissangeek
well you're 19Quote:
Originally Posted by Jerra
and i'm 18
i could show you my gamecock ;):cheers: ;)
i have proof i'm not gay
Really? Could you?...I don't fuck with kids....sorry boyo...maybe some other chick on here will jump at the offer...LOL
i mean if you're scared of some young blood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jerra
then i understand why you're going to be hiding under the covers.
just means i got another kick of energy left in me.
i thought you would like a challenge.
guess not hun :goodjob:
A challenge huh? I think not...the young ones are far too easy...and easily trained. I would break you baby doll...I'm not scared, just not interested. I'm sure you're cool and all...but I'll pass.
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Originally Posted by Jerra
haha
nah i don't take it personally. i'm bullshitting all that i say just to take some blows at ya. its all in good fun though, just be bs'n like 95% of people on here lol.
wouldn't mind to meet ya though, u seem pretty clever.
maybe i'll have the opportunity some time
You never know...I'm around...I'm sure I'll see you at some point.
doubtful considering i have never been to lawrencevill in my life lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jerra
LOL...well maybe you'll have to make a special trip...i am pretty amazing...HAHAHA
i mean for lawrenceville... ya probQuote:
Originally Posted by Jerra
marietta standards are a bit higher though ;)
i'll split gas haha
Umm...I'm pretty fucking amazing like for the worl...:yes:...duh...:D
LOL...gas is pretty 'spensive...so...umm...nah...
look womanQuote:
Originally Posted by Jerra
i'll cover 2/3
now thats the best deal i can offer.
take it or leave it.
1/3 a tank of gas to have ur life changed ain't a bad deal