Break his table =D


THEN tell him that steroids makes your dick tiny, ask him if THATS why he broke your table, cus he was mad...



If that doesnt work, Take piece's of the broken table and lay them out in his Frount yard with a sign, that says I havent forgotten with a little price tag on it =D


and if that doesnt work, just stick a ping-pong ball or a condom in his gas tank =D