1. idc if i have a lexus, i'm broke lol

2. i'm not taking roids, i like the size of my balls.

3. my parents already know, they were pissed. and i can't say i fell on it, they know from my friend's mom that kid went to the hospital because it was a fight.

4. lol fighting him face to face isn't an option, the kid will rip my head off and drink my blood haha.

5. i think i'm just gonna listen to leadfoot though and save myself broken limbs and property damage.

keep the ideas coming though, they crack me up :-P