Take a tip from a pro.
1) I always say "Oh Marla, I'm gonna pop."
2) I'd never date a woman named Marla.
LOL. SO when they hear that they get the fuck up mad like "WHO THE FYCK IS MARLA???" w/out having to DeeBo 'em off the side of the bed like Mike Jawnz does - lol. I just finish myself off and aim for the eye like Mike says.
