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    Ummm... if you didn't pull out, while not wearing a condom, and she's not on birth control, it's 100% your fault; whether she wanted the cock or not.

    Throw her down a flight of stairs, or take a visit to planned parenthood, I think they give out free birth control there.

    Here's to population control.

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    edit; here's a personal favorite, before you get all wrapped up in the moment, and end up creating a life you're unable to care for, just pull out, and tell her to finish you off orally, not quite the same, but a good way to prevent the situation you've gotten yourself into.

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    not being on birth control is just irresponsible, if youre old enough to take some cock youre old enough to mosey your ass to the nearest state funded clinic and let my taxes put her ass on the pill....and to top if off due to privacy laws they cant tell mommy and daddy....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ruffriderGA
    im a jackass basically.
    Pretty much right now. Now how you are in the next few months and the rest of your life will denote if you remain that jackass. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ruffriderGA
    she gave me the whole doesnt believe in it and doesnt believe in abortion but goddam she acted like she didnt believe in condoms yesterday she got to believe in something because i dont believe in having a kid right now

    damn, she getting all religious on you while....well...on you? wtfcoxorz....

    on a side note i have a new in the box homemade abortion kit available...$105.63 + shipping of course....cheap for peace of mind if you ask me

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    Wow....your only 17!!! shhhhhhhhhhhhhhit!!! take 3 morning after pills!! I don't think there's anything else you can do but wait until she can take the test. Damn....your brain was in the wrong head....all you can do is wait.

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    My gilfriend has a kid she did not plan for and the dad ran. I stepped up. Kids are pretty cool. Once you get past the first two years it gets a SHIT LOAD easier. I love her like she is my own. I know in the future it is going to suck with the "your not my dad" and her father being a complete retard, but that's life. If she is half as smart her mother she will realize who her real dad is after she gets done being a teenager. I am looking WAY too far into this.

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    Man she trapped u?

    man dont really stress the situation, cuz she may not be oregnant. and if u got "money and a good job" wat r u orried about?

    seriously on a side note though i was in the same position a fe times well twice. i almos had 2 kids before i was 18. the first time i almost had a kid it was because i didn't pull out in time, the second was the same situation as urs. after the second time i finally got smart and started using condoms, im 20 now and i still use condons everytime i have sex. my girl just recently got on birth control and im still using condoms, people may say thats dumb but atleast i know i wont have any kids.

    but good luck with ur situation and stay positive and hope for the best.

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    Punch her in the stomach or push down some stairs.
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    This is too funny....

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    Ahhh I remember that thread.

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    always pull out an squirt in her eye, thats my motto.

    seriously, if i was having unprotected sex an my girl was on top, i would FIND A WAY TO THROW HER OFF ME before i nutted in her. Come on, your a guy, throw the bitch off the saddle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. KiDD
    always pull out an squirt in her eye, thats my motto.

    seriously, if i was having unprotected sex an my girl was on top, i would FIND A WAY TO THROW HER OFF ME before i nutted in her. Come on, your a guy, throw the bitch off the saddle
    Or he could always do the samething to her, ya kno. Throw her off, get on top of her, and squirt her where it counts Hey she did it to him, so he should assume that it's alright to do it to her

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    get whats called a morning after pill - its about 100% effective within 24 hours but will still hold up to about 85% effectiveness within a 72 hour breach


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    ruffrider should be banned from sex and stick to pocket pussies from now on
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    My dad tells me "If you cant keep it in your pants, You better be able to take care of what you make"

    But I see where your coming from bro, Id be worried to, But if i didnt wrap it before i tapped it, I would DEFF take care of MY kid. Dont bail if you did get her pregnant, thats just being a coward
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    Take a tip from a pro.

    1) I always say "Oh Marla, I'm gonna pop."
    2) I'd never date a woman named Marla.

    LOL. SO when they hear that they get the fuck up mad like "WHO THE FYCK IS MARLA???" w/out having to DeeBo 'em off the side of the bed like Mike Jawnz does - lol. I just finish myself off and aim for the eye like Mike says.
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    No offense QD - but that took a lot of courage - to sign away your parental rights. The fucks I hate are the ones like my dad - we lived in the same town and he still didn't do shit. Turned out my step-dad did more of a job than Robert (real dad) was ever capabale of. In the end I think it worked out better for me. Being a dad is something you have to WANT to be - no matter what.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    No offense QD - but that took a lot of courage - to sign away your parental rights.
    No offense, but no it didn't take a lot of courage for QD's dad to do what he did. It takes far more courage for a person to do the right thing rather than the chicken shit way out.

    I do quite a bit of work with the Juvile Court System and we petition FOR TPR's a lot more than you can believe and that is for people that "claim" they want their children sometimes. When people voluntarily go in to terminate their rights, there is usually something wrong with THEM.


    The fucks I hate are the ones like my dad - we lived in the same town and he still didn't do shit. Turned out my step-dad did more of a job than Robert (real dad) was ever capabale of. In the end I think it worked out better for me. Being a dad is something you have to WANT to be - no matter what.
    Sorry to hear about your situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    No offense QD - but that took a lot of courage - to sign away your parental rights.
    I have to go with Jaime on this. There's zero courage in what he did. The dude left my Mom, moved out of state(from Cali), married another woman, came back home and divorced my Mom and dis-owned my sister and I and then moved to Stockbridge, GA. By that time, we had moved to Decatur and then Conyers. So for years, we actually lived next door to each other and never knew it.

    I have a half-sister and brother in Henry County now that I've never met.

    I, too, am sorry to hear about your situations. Later, QD.
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    You missed my point man. MY dad was the coward. couldn't look at me in my face and be a dad, made promises to me (xmas, visits, etc) while QD's dad left ZERO room for debate. In a fucked up way, it is looking him straight in the face and his mom, saying "I want no part of this." I have more respect for QDs dad than I will EVER have for mine. My dad didn't sign away his rights (giving me the illusion that he wanted to be there), but still wasn't there. THAT is more fucked up.

    I am not sorry for my situation - my step dad was a better dad than Robert was even capable of being even if he WANTED to be there. LOL. There are fucked up dads who live in the same house w/ their kids - those kids would be better off w/ a step-dad that wants to be there, than a biological dad who sucks ass. It looks like a coward thing to do, but how many people that GREW UP w/ their dad in the house and haev nothing good to say about them. IMO, QD prob got the better end of the deal in a fucked up kinda way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    You missed my point man. MY dad was the coward. couldn't look at me in my face and be a dad, made promises to me (xmas, visits, etc) while QD's dad left ZERO room for debate. In a fucked up way, it is looking him straight in the face and his mom, saying "I want no part of this."
    I'm not getting the point either, homey. You're either fucked up or you aren't. Both of us got fucked on equally different circumstances. Yours made promises he didn't keep. Mine came right out and dis-owned us. Later, QD.
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    To me - it's kinda like racism. Back in the day, you could walk right up to some1 and say "I hate you fuckin niggers, so that's why you are not getting this job."

    NOW, you can't do that - but during the interview the guy is thinking to himself, "I hate niggers, so that's why I am not hiring him." while at the same time tellin you "yeah, sounds great. We will give you a call."

    In a fucked up kinda way, the old days were better - at LEAST you knew IMMEDIATELY that you are not getting the job b/c he hates niggers, instead of getting smoke blown up your ass like my dad did. Now-a-days you have to "guess" and wonder why you are not getting the call back.

    I would have loved (and hated) for my dad to look at my mom in her face in court and say "I do not want any part of J'son". At least then I wouldn't have had to figure the shit out on my own.

    As far as my dad goes, I wouldn't piss on him if he was laying down beside the road w/ his hair was on fire. But I guess it depends on how you look at it. I'd feel MUCH safer in a foxhole alone, than to go to war w/ a guy who's on my team, but "silently" hates niggers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    To me - it's kinda like racism. Back in the day, you could walk right up to some1 and say "I hate you fuckin niggers, so that's why you are not getting this job."

    NOW, you can't do that - but during the interview the guy is thinking to himself, "I hate niggers, so that's why I am not hiring him." while at the same time tellin you "yeah, sounds great. We will give you a call."

    In a fucked up kinda way, the old days were better - at LEAST you knew IMMEDIATELY that you are not getting the job b/c he hates niggers, instead of getting smoke blown up your ass like my dad did. Now-a-days you have to "guess" and wonder why you are not getting the call back.

    I would have loved (and hated) for my dad to look at my mom in her face in court and say "I do not want any part of J'son". At least then I wouldn't have had to figure the shit out on my own.

    As far as my dad goes, I wouldn't piss on him if he was laying down beside the road w/ his hair was on fire. But I guess it depends on how you look at it. I'd feel MUCH safer in a foxhole alone, than to go to war w/ a guy who's on my team, but "silently" hates niggers.
    But the difference lies in responsibility. your not responsible to choose whether or not to be racist, but you are when you bring a child into this world
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    Just my way of thinking about it. Every1 who follows my posts/blog knows that I am capable of abstract thought when a lot of people aren't. To each his own.
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    Where did we get the notion that ruffrider was gonna bail on his girl if she got knocked up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ruffriderGA
    I'm not really sure where to put this topic but i want to get an outside opinion, basically to make a long story short i popped one off in my girl yesterday 4 days or so after her period and she is trying to tell me nothing is going to happen and everything but i'm terrified about having a kid and dont really know what to think exactly how much of a chance is there I'm honestly freaked out and she isn't worried and that's really whats bugging me, and the whole thing wasnt 100% my fault
    #1. If you are terrified of having a child you shouldn't be having sex.
    #2. She shouldn't get pregnant until between 10-15 days from the first day of her last period, but that's never guaranteed, there's always a possibility.
    #3. You're an idiot.
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    Sorry I just had to post this.. But it's funny that as I am reading this thread this is the ad at the bottom of the page.. lol..

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    ^^^ Posted by my future wife. Later, QD.
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    ^^^^ Where's my ring?
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    ^^^^ Where's my ring?
    It's right here on my..............Later, QD.
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    Cock ring FTW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Mother.
    Fucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Mother.
    Fucker.

    Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    I luv you.............
    Now that's what I'm looking for. 18 inche....I mean points for you. Later, QD.
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    Oh. Cock ring FTL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    Oh. Cock ring FTL.
    She's just afraid she'll chip a tooth. Later, QD.
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    haha
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    QD for Presidiot.
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