What's the craziest thing you've ever said to a cop?

[HvyArms]

One night, I was with some friends downtown and we passed by these two cops. They were looking at our group walk up the sidewalk, and as we approached them I said to one of the cops "Hey, can I borrow your gun?".

I saw that in a Movie, Money talks, long ass time ago and I thought it was the dumbest most reckless thing you could EVER say to a cop. So I had to try it. The cop ignored me.

ANYWAY, last night I'm in the car with my boy and the cops pull us over. The cop said to him "Do you know why I pulled you over?". And he started scratching his head and said "It's either because of the body in my trunk, or your own jealousy...no?"

I was like . Cop didn't even acknowledge it.

Sidenote: I've come to the conclusion that I'm invicible, and my friends are untouchable.

[Halfwit]

i dont speak to officers of the law that way.

[Sol-Badguy]

Well, after a long ordeal, me and a few friends were sitting in a curb where they had pulled us over and got us out of the car to check for weapons. (I really don't feel like typing out the story.) My friend, who is VERY outspoken, went up to the female cop and asked, "I know this is a really bad time.. but are you guys hiring?"

[Halfwit]

Well, after a long ordeal, me and a few friends were sitting in a curb where they had pulled us over and got us out of the car to check for weapons. (I really don't feel like typing out the story.) My friend, who is VERY outspoken, went up to the female cop and asked, "I know this is a really bad time.. but are you guys hiring?"

thats a lil funny.

[Ran]

I remember when me and my buddies went walking one night and a cop pulled over to find out what was going on.

Officer: "Where you boys headed?"
Us: "That way." *Point down the road*
Officer: "Uh huh, and where are you coming from?"
Us: "That way." *Point in the same direction*
Me: "Ah crap..."
Officer: *Laughs* "You boys don't have any drugs on you or anything do you?"
Anthony: "Not on us."
Patrick: "You dumbf*ck..."
Officer: *Laughs harder* "Go home boys and be safe."

[babygurl]

haha...

My friend Tri (tree) and I, with another friend Jenny. We were on our way back to Tri's house, and these people apparently had stolen a honda, and somehow ended up going down Tri's street, and ended up hitting a tree in Tri's yard...

The cops were already there when we pulled up they were looking for the people who had fled the scene.

Well We are just sitting in the driveway and the cops start asking us questions etc. after a few minutes, the cop was like "wheres the coffee?"

I repsonded with "would you like some donuts?"


hehe

[HvyArms]

Well, after a long ordeal, me and a few friends were sitting in a curb where they had pulled us over and got us out of the car to check for weapons. (I really don't feel like typing out the story.) My friend, who is VERY outspoken, went up to the female cop and asked, "I know this is a really bad time.. but are you guys hiring?"

was he serious?

[Sol-Badguy]

was he serious?

Completely.

They then started dicussing prerequisites and benefits.

[HvyArms]

haha...

My friend Tri (tree) and I, with another friend Jenny. We were on our way back to Tri's house, and these people apparently had stolen a honda, and somehow ended up going down Tri's street, and ended up hitting a tree in Tri's yard...

The cops were already there when we pulled up they were looking for the people who had fled the scene.

Well We are just sitting in the driveway and the cops start asking us questions etc. after a few minutes, the cop was like "wheres the coffee?"

I repsonded with "would you like some donuts?"


hehe

So the car hit a tree in tri's yard. Interesting

[hemi]

I got pulled over in Conyers for "laying drag". I pulled out of a carwash and spun for like 3 feet. He was pissed for some reason, and told me that he could take me to jail for it. Me~ you gotta be shitting me... 2 hours later I was calling my mom from Rockdale county...

[Halfwit]

lol cop showed u..

[HvyArms]

I got pulled over in Conyers for "laying drag". I pulled out of a carwash and spun for like 3 feet. He was pissed for some reason, and told me that he could take me to jail for it. Me~ you gotta be shitting me... 2 hours later I was calling my mom from Rockdale county...

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAHA dag

[Jecht]

I've only been pulled over once, and I didn't really say anything out of the ordinary.

[Sammich]

tootie fruitee

[HvyArms]

I overheard a guy telling a cop, that he wasn't going to sign his traffic ticket. And he says "I wanna talk to my attorney!". I just kept walking, but when I looked back, he was getting yanked outta the driver's side window. This was in LA though.

Anyone know what happens, if you refuse to sign a ticket?

[Maniaç]

can't remember......... oh well

[{X}Echo419]

(I didn't say anything crazy but it was kinda a funny situaton)long story short: the cop walks around the back of my truck to get my plate # and he sees the antique WW2 style artiliery shell box(ya know 1 of those wodden crates). his eyes get really big and he looks back @ me and says, "can I look in there?" I said, "sure". he opens it up and let out a big sigh of relief.

in another thread I told the story about me racing(bad idea) a 5 series on I285. Well after the cop tells me he's gonna let me go he says, "it's not worth it". since I was to excited to control myself(b/c I just got the hell away) I said, "Yeah, no kidding it was just a 5 series." then he shot me 1 of those don't blow it you dumbass looks.

[Kelly]

One time me and Killer got pulled over after he had just bought his eg... He could've got a ticket for no tag, tint, taillights being out, etc... I'm talkin like he had just got it the day before and we were taking it to Blue Ridge to get some of this stuff taken care of... The cop was asking him questions, the last one was "sir, do you have any weapons in the car?" Not thinking Kyle (killer) goes, "not that i know of"... The cop almost immediately said "Could you guys please step out of the car!?" Then proceeded to do a lil pat down, etc... Lol, it was kinda funny afterwards.

[{X}Echo419]

I overheard a guy telling a cop, that he wasn't going to sign his traffic ticket. And he says "I wanna talk to my attorney!". I just kept walking, but when I looked back, he was getting yanked outta the driver's side window. This was in LA though.

Anyone know what happens, if you refuse to sign a ticket?

you go to jail. obstruction of justice or something like that. I was it happen to some lady on the tv show "COPS" 1 time.

[HvyArms]

What was in the shell box?

[RandomGuy]

i was at pull a part yesterday

and for some reason there was this cop walking out while we were walking in.. so i'm like they impounded your car?!

lol he laughed not the craziest just happened yesterday i dont recall what hte craziest was.

[Jecht]

Well, after a long ordeal, me and a few friends were sitting in a curb where they had pulled us over and got us out of the car to check for weapons. (I really don't feel like typing out the story.) My friend, who is VERY outspoken, went up to the female cop and asked, "I know this is a really bad time.. but are you guys hiring?"

I think I remember you guys telling me about this... was this when you guys were playing with toy guns at the gas station?

[HvyArms]

One time me and Killer got pulled over after he had just bought his eg... He could've got a ticket for no tag, tint, taillights being out, etc... I'm talkin like he had just got it the day before and we were taking it to Blue Ridge to get some of this stuff taken care of... The cop was asking him questions, the last one was "sir, do you have any weapons in the car?" Not thinking Kyle (killer) goes, "not that i know of"... The cop almost immediately said "Could you guys please step out of the car!?" Then proceeded to do a lil pat down, etc... Lol, it was kinda funny afterwards.

A friend and I drove to Toronto, from Cleveland. He's from Philly, and he has an aggressive personality just like I do. But he feels that he can just, bully/manipulate any conversation by talking faster than the person he's talking with. Well we crossed the border in Detroit, and the officer in the booth starts to ask questions. She's talking slowly, he's talking fast, but it was funny because the faster he talked, the slower her responses.



Border Patrol: So what are you guys gonna do in Canada?

Friend: Just visiting some friends.

BP: How long will you be in the country?

Friend: Oh we're going to be leaving this evening at about 8.

BP: ....Where are your friends?

Friend: in Toronto

BP: Well...it's 2pm now. Toronto is a 4hr drive from here....you know that, right?

Friend: Oh yeah, but we're just gonna go and say hi, and turn around.

BP: Where are you two from?

Friend: Atlanta, but we've come to Cleveland for a convention. And we decided to drive up to see our friends in Toronto.

BP: Cleveland is 6 hours away from here. So you drove 6 hrs from Cleveland, and you're going to drive another 4hrs from here to Toronto just to say "hi" and turn back around? Sir that's 20hrs of driving.

Friend: Yeah but we've never been to Toron...

BP: Right! I'm gonna need you to pull over to the right and wait for one of our Agents.


10 minutes later we were on a bench, 30 minutes after that they found Creatine powder, and thought it was coke, so we were in cuffs on the bench. 5 minutes after that, they found an empty 45. clip that his idiot ass forgot was in the car, so now we're on the ground, laying on our chests. An hour late, the K9 comes to search the car for drugs. Then, they Xray the steering wheel and the console and the dash and the tires and all the door panels for...drugs I guess? It was great fun.

[HvyArms]

i was at pull a part yesterday

and for some reason there was this cop walking out while we were walking in.. so i'm like they impounded your car?!

lol he laughed not the craziest just happened yesterday i dont recall what hte craziest was.

he didnt say anything?

[sirkus]

I got pulled over by the camaro police car once off of 41 right before barrett pky. Saturday night and he pulled me over for some bs tag light. Well he let me know about it..After he told me he was gonna just let me go.. I had to ask him. "Is that camaro fast?" He said "Well, 100bucks says you couldn't get away from me" I gave him a look and said "100 bucks huh?" He didn't like that answer and told me to just go home.

[jmmx258]

I don't really think I've ever said anything to crazy to a cop. I did get pulled over (drunk) driving suspension. This was in my EF hatch. I built the motor myself, nothing to special. I ported and polished the head, polished the rods because i was tired of them breaking and trashing blocks, i'd rather have them bend lol. I also had a cool air intake. Nothin major..but it was gutted about as far as spoon91's lol.

The cop was a guy i grew up, and raced motocross with actually, and he hated me b/c he sucked on the track, and i jumped over his head on an 80.

Being as I was drunk, I ran!! This is a little country town in pa, I knew the roads perfectly. I don't know my domestic cars at all but the cars they use are the fwd gm's that a lot of cops are starting to use. I had him too!! I took off down this road, and there was a red light, I knew the area for the most part. The light turned green before I got there, the light turned green, and I aired my civic about 5 feet up, and about 30 feet out, slammed down, as I looked up and saw the "Dead End" sign. Pulled in a horse shoe driveway, and stopped half way in the middle and was waiting for him to see which end he would go in. He pulled in where he'd come up to my front end. I went to back up, and outta no where a statey pulls in behind me. No sooner did they get me out of the car, the statey got a call and had to leave.


I told the local cop i was in a hurry to take my niece and nephew trick or treating (it was on halloween) lol and didnt see him. After an hour I talked them into towing my car to my grandmoters, instead of impound. When We got there, I looked him square in the eyes, and told him, "If I would've known that area a little be better, you wouldn't have caught me" He just shrugged his shoulders and told me I'm lucky to not be in jail and to watch what I say lol.

[HvyArms]

Wait, so...you ran from the cops AND GOT CAUGHT, but didnt go to jail? How the hell?

[jmmx258]

Lied my ass off, and he was just gullible I guess. I also had a lock blade utility knife, i'm sure ya'll know what I mean? The Sheffield knives.

According to the cop, Thats a Felony! I never did get it back lol

[Halfwit]

lol now hes using ur knife for houshold chores an shit lolz

[HvyArms]

That's wild. I've run from police a few times in CA, but never in GA. Never been caught. I raced a Dekalb county cop on 285 and 20 about a month ago. My friends are convinced he was chasing me, but I call it a race because he never hit his lights. But when I exited, so did he, so I did some fancy cornering off the ramp JUST IN CASE he decided to pull me over. Lost him

[HvyArms]

lol now hes using ur knife for houshold chores an shit lolz

Half, did I see you in that white hatch on 20 a few weeks ago?

[Halfwit]

Half, did I see you in that white hatch on 20 a few weeks ago?

i did go up 20 a few weeks ago, so maybe.. what were u in? had different rims though...

[HvyArms]

black coupe, swedish plates

[Halfwit]

dont know.....

[{X}Echo419]

What was in the shell box?

nuthin'

[HvyArms]

Probably wasnt you. I think I was going west on 20, towards 6 flags. Someone was trailing in a white hatch, stocky black dude. Maybe w/glasses?

[babygurl]

I got pulled over once for wreckless driving...hhehehe

and the cop and I are talking, I have my aunt (who is a preachers wife) and my best friend in the back seat.

The cop starts asking me questions, etc..

I had a shit load of bead necklesses around my review mirror, and the cop asked me if I knew the meaning behind them??







I responded with "Yes sir, one neckless for everytime I got laid"




He handed me a seatbelt ticket, and told me to have fun but not too much fun...


hehehe

[HvyArms]

"Yes sir, one for everytime I got laid"

To which, he should've responded: Would you like another one?

[chrisdavis]

I have never said anything crazy to a cop before. However my uncle got pulled over one evening, and while being questioned he was laughing and giving stupid responses (he wasnt sober to say the least). The officer told my uncle at one point to "wipe the smile from his face". At that point my uncle quickly removed his false teeth and threw them into the car and asked "Is that better?"

[sebastianHoff]

day before i turned 21 went to a party in athens. long about 1145 we deside to hit the waffles house. we got stopped at a road block (we had a sober driver) and the cops piled everyone out to check ids. i was last and heres how it went down...
cop: lemme see your id
i hand him my id
cop: you been drinkin tonite mr. w
me: you bet your ass!
everyone leaned on the car snickers, the guys back up coughs.
cop: where you guys headed
me: we're gonna get some fuckin waffles
the peanut gallery reacts and by this time the other cops on the road block have started to take notice and come over.
cop looks at me, looks at his watch, looks at my id, looks at his watch then back to me...
cop: mr. w you've been 21 for all of 10min, your one luck son of a bitch
me: ya baby!
cop: your not gonna try and drive home tonite are you?
me: naw man, after i hit these waffles they gonna drop me off at you house and ima tap your wife!
3 of our guys fell over laughin, the drunk waitin in the back of one the squad cars laughed so hard he threw up (which made everyone, even the cop hastlin me, laugh even harder), 2 of the other cops got in their car and started slappin the dashboard and i could hear the dispatcher laughin over the radio.
cop looks at the driver and says: take him home or im comin after you. happy bday mr. w now get the fuck outta here before you end up in jail.