What's the craziest thing you've ever said to a cop?

[HvyArms]

nopes thats not wht happenddddddddd i cut him off 3 times

yeah thats what I thought, wthell were you cuttin off the cop with your hazards? I raced a cop, but I never cut him off. you're nutty

[TRDwasiq]

racing my friends maxima and i saw a car behind me tryin to catch up so i cut him 3 times and put my hazards on it turns out that it was a cop

[TRDwasiq]

he was tryin to race me thats y (well i did'nt knw that it was a cop car)

[Sol-Badguy]

*Public Service Announcement.*

Street racing is ghey.

[TRDwasiq]

i was on highway

[HvyArms]

Its not street racing if its on the expressway.


But yeah, I didnt know the dude I was racing was a cop either. Until he got really close behind me at one point, and I saw the blue lights in his grill. I was like awwww shitty....welp, damn sure cant slow down now

[TRDwasiq]

funny thing was that right after he got behind me i punched lol and then i saw blue lights but damm he was pissed omg and i start smilin when he said wht were u doin. he goes y the hell r u smilin i was like its my style lol he was like forreal u goin to jail

[Sol-Badguy]

funny thing was that right after he got behind me i punched lol and then i saw blue lights but damm he was pissed omg and i start smilin when he said wht were u doin. he goes y the hell r u smilin i was like its my style lol he was like forreal u goin to jail

Anyone care to translate?

I'm against racing on public roads because I did it, got caught, and served my punishment. 1 year with no license will change you.

[HvyArms]

Anyone care to translate?

I'm against racing on public roads because I did it, got caught, and served my punishment. 1 year with no license will change you.

into...Rupaul?

[Sol-Badguy]

into...Rupaul?

Not quite.

I just do my best not to run too fast on the streets.

[HvyArms]

Not quite.

I just do my best not to run too fast on the streets.

I can respect that. Shouldnt be too hard in that lude, huh?

[TRDwasiq]

Anyone care to translate?

I'm against racing on public roads because I did it, got caught, and served my punishment. 1 year with no license will change you.

i will think about it

[R3RUN]

Cop: "Why did you spin the tires back there?"
Me: "Because I wanted to and the parking deck is empty."
Cop: "You could have hurt somebody."
Me: "ummmmm.........who?"

Not the craziest but it was pretty funny at the time. Cop tried to tell me and 3 of my friends we were going to jail for exhibition of speed and reckless driving for slightly spining the tires in a parking deck. Fucking alpharetta man.

[HvyArms]

Cop: "Why did you spin the tires back there?"
Me: "Because I wanted to and the parking deck is empty."
Cop: "You could have hurt somebody."
Me: "ummmmm.........who?"

Not the craziest but it was pretty funny at the time. Cop tried to tell me and 3 of my friends we were going to jail for exhibition of speed and reckless driving for slightly spining the tires in a parking deck. Fucking alpharetta man.

did you go to jail?

[R3RUN]

did you go to jail?

Nah, he admitted to us that he actually didn't see us do anything wrong. This is after of course he called in back up and all that.

[HvyArms]

Nah, he admitted to us that he actually didn't see us do anything wrong. This is after of course he called in back up and all that.

Were you in the mazda?

[Lucky DAWG]

craziest thing i've said to a cop...

"so which one are you, andy or barney?"

[HvyArms]

craziest thing i've said to a cop...

"so which one are you, andy or barney?"

post pix of the lex

[Lucky DAWG]

post pix of the lex

its in the sig
or did you want more angles or sumtin?

[tatodotcom]

i would never say this but these are from south park...

"what seems to be the officer problem?"

and

kid was speeding down highway:

cop: "Boy ive been waitin for you all day"

kid: "I got here as fast as i could officer"

anybody else see this episodes? lol

[GOT PSI]

"How bout I piss on your car"

[HvyArms]

I'll never forget, my first ticket in GA. I was on 400 South, right where it merges with 85 South. I cross over the double lines, basically merging too soon. I checked my mirrors too, there was no car there, then when I get over I look in the rearview and there's APD RIGHT THERE. To this day, I cant figure out where he came from. I could've hit him, litterally, because I didnt see ANY car there, let alone a police car. So he hits his lights...

Cop: Know why I stopped you?

Me: I think I merged too soon.

Cop: Sher did, you crawsed over them lynes

Me: Sorry about that.

Cop: Waars your insherrinse?

Me: I dont have state insurance yet.

Cop: Hmm. Okay.

(comes back up to the car)

Cop: Okay, yer gettin a ticket fer crawsin the gorde(sp)

Me: Okay. What's that?

Cop: And fer no proof of insherrinse. Jes brang yer inssherinse card to court, and the jedge will drop that charge.

Me: Thank you, whats a ... Gorde?

Cop: Them double lynes, that seperate the lains, thats the gorde. What, you dont have gordes in California?

Me: um...IIII dont even ....I dont know?

Cop: Well that's ileegul

Me: How do you spell that?

Cop: Gorde?

Me: Right, I know that. But is it like...um like G. O.?

Cop: I cant say

Me: Like uh, is there an E in it?

Cop: I dont know boy, Im an offisur nat an Eenglish teechur.

Me: Like G.O.R.D...

Cop: This isnt prass iz rat boy (Price is Right...but I think he meant Wheel of Fortune)

Me: Maybe an A, no?

He actually wrote "JERK" at the top of my copy of the ticket. The thing is, I wasnt even trying to get smart with him, I'm just kinda slow sometimes.

[R3RUN]

Yea, I was with Justwongit and 2 other people. One of them didn't have a liscence on them, and the other was being a total smartass to the cop. It was funny the cop accused him of doing a burn out and hes like "Sir, I drive a subaru, its all wheel drive"

[HvyArms]

You and I were in a group together, that rode to the V one thursday. I was in a black Volvo coupe, remember that car?

[R3RUN]

You and I were in a group together, that rode to the V one thursday. I was in a black Volvo coupe, remember that car?

Yup I remember asking you how you got away with those swedish plates

[HvyArms]

Yup I remember asking you how you got away with those swedish plates

lol yeah, how I get it away with it is, I use my fancy turbo.

[StupidBikerBoy]

I got into a physical fight with the Chief of police of the small town I used to live in.

It started because he ticketed me for no tag light on a 64' chevy. The next day I got behind him in his camaro and noticed he didn't have a tag light. I followed him into a store and asked him about it, which didn't go over to well so I left. About a week later he come to my boys house one night while we were all hangin out. He walked in and said "I need Jason and 2 witnesses out here now". So Im like WTF? I follow him out there and he points to his tag light that happens to be working now and told me I needed to stop spreading BS. I told him that shit didn't work last week and that he was full of shit. Long story short, we got to fussing with a large crowd around us and he puts his finger in my face, which I grabbed I tried my best to break it (I know it wasn't a smart choice). He quickly swings at me and we went at it. I was 18 and he was upper 30's. I molded him like I wanted him, lol. He quickly gave up and left. I thought for sure I'd be in jail shortly, but I guess he was to embarassed or it was the fact that he swung first and I had plenty of witnesses. Helped my rep a lot when I was younger, lol.

Truth is me and this guy had issues ever since I was 13 with my dirtbike. And my father putting him in his place once didn't help either. He continue to hound me to this day when I pass through.

[fredy123]

Wut i do

[cyb593]

my boy peed on a cop car right infront of the iceforum

[BiH1320]

Me: Nice badge
Cop: Thanks
Me: Yeah I have one too. (sticker)
Cop: haha
Me: Aint nothing funny about that.
Cop: Yeah
Me: Can a cop give himself a ticket?
Cop: No, why?
Me: Because you parked on 2 parking spaces. And you deserve a ticket for that. Thats double parking.
Cop: Haha
Me: Like I said. Not funny. You deserve a ticket.
Cop: Its private parking.
Me: So? Who cares. You took up 2 parking spaces instead of one.
Cop: Okay duty calls.
Me: Dont get shot. (With a smirk on my face)
Cop: Hopefully, goodbye.
Me: Bye pig.
Cop: What was that?
Me: Ohh nothing.
Cop: Okay goodbye.



This happened in the Ingles parking lot.

[Evil Goat]

im usually pretty polite....but this past june i was minding my own business, doing the speed limit in my company vehicle, i had been door to door w/ a county sherriff for about 2 miles when the obvious happened, he began to break the speed limit for no apparent reason, i continued on my merry way, came up to a redlight which turned yellow, slammed on brakes and came to stop in the middle of the intersection....w/ cars behind me i decided to pull through the intersection at which point said piggy pulled across and blocked both lanes of traffic on the highway w/ the lights on, so being a smart ass i immediatley pulled over, 20+ car lengths behind him (which i think is what pissed him off) conversation went like so...

cop:you couldve pulled up to us
me:looks like you found me
cop:cute, you ran that redlight back there
me:no really? you saw that? let me explain, (at which point i told him the above)
cop:im 20 or 25 car lengths ahead of you and saw you do it, you didnt think i was goin to pull you over did you?
me:you wouldnt be that far ahead had you been doing the speed limit like myself, then you wouldnt had to of been looking in your rearview w/ oncoming traffic 25 car lengths up to see if i actually ran the light or not
me:but you did run it, which is illegal in the state of georgia, and you will recieve a ticket
me:well then write your damn ticket and stop wasting my time, i have places to go, people to see, and you arent one of them
cop:have a nice day (after signing the ticket)
me:blow me (hit the power roll up button, put on my signal, and headed out)

[joesblk_teg]

i worked at this pizza place and i left there it was at like 12:30 or something, i was still in my uniform and i smelled like grease and pizza. i was speeding and got pulled over this was how the conversation went.

cop-so do i know why i pulled you over
me- for going 14 over.
cop-try 20
me- well my speedometer said i was only doing 14 over
cop-i smell alcohol have you been drinking
me- "where do you get your alcohol, i'll remeber not to go there".
cop-where are you coming from
me-work look at my outfit
cop-are you sure you havent been drinking
me-wow do you get drunk off of pizza seriously if you think i have been drinking give me a breathalizer
cop- i never said anything about a breathalizer (cop walks away)
cop-(comes back and hands me a ticket) you need to slow down around that turn little children play around here
me-at 12:30 on a school night?
cop-just slow down (walks back to his car)

and thats about it for me.

[jpoliti]

you can keep on a knockin but u aint gettin in as we rolled a blunt!!!

[Hektik]

THIS THREAD IS SO FULL OF BULLSHIT.... FUNNY BUT STILL BULLSHIT....
I WOULD SAY ATLEAST 90% OF THE STORIES HERE ARE LIES.....
BUT ITS MAKING MY NIGHT AT WORK GO BY SO PLEASE CARRY ON WITH THE BULLSHITERY(NEW WORD).

[BuBBa DRiFT]

i talk to my school resource officer about everything.

he gives me advice on how to beat the law, what to do, what to say, how to lose a trail, what names to drop, how to talk. i tell him about recent fights ive been in, who won last weeks drag race that i WITNESSED and not participated in

[dingo7]

I got a cutom plate and the tax office said it would take a while so i got the paper tag. I had been raining alot so i taped it inside in the back window. a cop pulls me over and says you are supposed to have that on the bumper. (mind you it was raining) i said its paper it will get wet and fall off. cop: not if its screwed on. me: its PAPER it will FALL OFF. cop: not if it screwed to the car. me: fuck it ill put it on right now. i start to get out of my car to go get the tag and the officer goes for his gun and say stay in ur car. just go home and do it tommorow.

[AnthonyF]

I was getting pulled over in Valdosta, my first time there. I turned into a DO NOT ENTER and turned around to the cop while on the phone and yelled out "HOLD ON". I got a warning on sound volume. lol.

[HvyArms]

23 Minutes ago.


Cop: Sir, would you turn that down please?

Me: Oh sorry.

Cop: In a rush, are you?

Me: Not really, no. Why do you ask?

Cop: Are you with the CIA?

Me: ?...no?

Cop: Your tag says you are.

Me: No, it doesn't actually.

Cop: Impersonating a federal agent, is a federal offense. You do know that?

Me: My tag, is a political statement. I'm not impersonating anyone.

Cop: Sir, whatever. Why were you speeding?

Me: I didn't realize that I was, but if you say I was then I was. Why I was doing it? Because I'm late for work?

Cop: Well now you're even later.

Me: Not if you let me go now

Cop: Well you cant go anywhere without your license, Sir.

Me:.......o kay? But....you dont have my license, I never gave it to you.

Cop: GIVE ME THE DAMN LICENCE SMART ASS, (snatches it) let me find a reason to tow your simple ass in.

Me: wow...I'm smart AND simple huh?

Cop: What was that?

Me: ....uh, thank you?


After all of that, he didnt even give me a ticket.

[Kelly]

+1 if I can

[Kelly]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to HvyArms again.