Me: Nice badge
Cop: Thanks
Me: Yeah I have one too. (sticker)
Cop: haha
Me: Aint nothing funny about that.
Cop: Yeah
Me: Can a cop give himself a ticket?
Cop: No, why?
Me: Because you parked on 2 parking spaces. And you deserve a ticket for that. Thats double parking.
Cop: Haha
Me: Like I said. Not funny. You deserve a ticket.
Cop: Its private parking.
Me: So? Who cares. You took up 2 parking spaces instead of one.
Cop: Okay duty calls.
Me: Dont get shot. (With a smirk on my face)
Cop: Hopefully, goodbye.
Me: Bye pig.
Cop: What was that?
Me: Ohh nothing.
Cop: Okay goodbye.



This happened in the Ingles parking lot.