I was getting pulled over in Valdosta, my first time there. I turned into a DO NOT ENTER and turned around to the cop while on the phone and yelled out "HOLD ON". I got a warning on sound volume. lol.
I was getting pulled over in Valdosta, my first time there. I turned into a DO NOT ENTER and turned around to the cop while on the phone and yelled out "HOLD ON". I got a warning on sound volume. lol.
The Carbon Fibered R6
23 Minutes ago.
Cop: Sir, would you turn that down please?
Me: Oh sorry.
Cop: In a rush, are you?
Me: Not really, no. Why do you ask?
Cop: Are you with the CIA?
Me: ?...no?
Cop: Your tag says you are.
Me: No, it doesn't actually.
Cop: Impersonating a federal agent, is a federal offense. You do know that?
Me: My tag, is a political statement. I'm not impersonating anyone.
Cop: Sir, whatever. Why were you speeding?
Me: I didn't realize that I was, but if you say I was then I was. Why I was doing it? Because I'm late for work?
Cop: Well now you're even later.
Me: Not if you let me go now
Cop: Well you cant go anywhere without your license, Sir.
Me:.......o kay? But....you dont have my license, I never gave it to you.
Cop: GIVE ME THE DAMN LICENCE SMART ASS, (snatches it) let me find a reason to tow your simple ass in.
Me: wow...I'm smart AND simple huh?
Cop: What was that?
Me: ....uh, thank you?
After all of that, he didnt even give me a ticket.
Last edited by HvyArms; 02-22-2007 at 01:31 PM.
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