One night, I was with some friends downtown and we passed by these two cops. They were looking at our group walk up the sidewalk, and as we approached them I said to one of the cops "Hey, can I borrow your gun?".

I saw that in a Movie, Money talks, long ass time ago and I thought it was the dumbest most reckless thing you could EVER say to a cop. So I had to try it. The cop ignored me.

ANYWAY, last night I'm in the car with my boy and the cops pull us over. The cop said to him "Do you know why I pulled you over?". And he started scratching his head and said "It's either because of the body in my trunk, or your own jealousy...no?"

I was like . Cop didn't even acknowledge it.

Sidenote: I've come to the conclusion that I'm invicible, and my friends are untouchable.