What's the craziest thing you've ever said to a cop?

[HvyArms]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to HvyArms again.

thats cool, lol, I repped you

[HvyArms]

I'll never forget, my first ticket in GA. I was on 400 South, right where it merges with 85 South. I cross over the double lines, basically merging too soon. I checked my mirrors too, there was no car there, then when I get over I look in the rearview and there's APD RIGHT THERE. To this day, I cant figure out where he came from. I could've hit him, litterally, because I didnt see ANY car there, let alone a police car. So he hits his lights...

Cop: Know why I stopped you?

Me: I think I merged too soon.

Cop: Sher did, you crawsed over them lynes

Me: Sorry about that.

Cop: Waars your insherrinse?

Me: I dont have state insurance yet.

Cop: Hmm. Okay.

(comes back up to the car)

Cop: Okay, yer gettin a ticket fer crawsin the gorde(sp)

Me: Okay. What's that?

Cop: And fer no proof of insherrinse. Jes brang yer inssherinse card to court, and the jedge will drop that charge.

Me: Thank you, whats a ... Gorde?

Cop: Them double lynes, that seperate the lains, thats the gorde. What, you dont have gordes in California?

Me: um...IIII dont even ....I dont know?

Cop: Well that's ileegul

Me: How do you spell that?

Cop: Gorde?

Me: Right, I know that. But is it like...um like G. O.?

Cop: I cant say

Me: Like uh, is there an E in it?

Cop: I dont know boy, Im an offisur nat an Eenglish teechur.

Me: Like G.O.R.D...

Cop: This isnt prass iz rat boy (Price is Right...but I think he meant Wheel of Fortune)

Me: Maybe an A, no?

He actually wrote "JERK" at the top of my copy of the ticket. The thing is, I wasnt even trying to get smart with him, I'm just kinda slow sometimes.

[AnthonyF]

^^^^^^^^ fucking hilarious man!!!!!!! good responses!!! +1