Quote Originally Posted by Julio
Do this...

Piss her off again, by having her see you looking at porn again. Like that she will hand you the ring back..

At that point, once you have the ring in your hand, try to hit it ...
If she lets you ( which I doubt, cause she has your balls in her pocket )

Bust a nut all over her mouth..

Wash up.. put the ring in your pocket and tell her " See you cunt "

Walk out and move on... Cut your loses.. before she finish cutting your balls off .
Holy mother of ownage.