BEST pickup line evar!!!

**Tiff-O-Bitties** · 11-02-2005, 01:52 PM

Nice Shoes, wanna fuck?!

**drupason** · 11-02-2005, 01:53 PM

did it work for you? :idb:

**Tiff-O-Bitties** · 11-02-2005, 01:55 PM

you should know..

**ahmonrah** · 11-02-2005, 01:55 PM

ouch .....yayyyy!!!! my 2,000th post !!!

**Jimmy B** · 11-02-2005, 01:56 PM

i used that once..

yes, it did..

j/k..

**Tiff-O-Bitties** · 11-02-2005, 01:56 PM

wow :idb:

**Tiff-O-Bitties** · 11-02-2005, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by Jimmy B

i used that once..

yes, it did..

j/k..

hahaha.. goo jimmy b! I've never really used it on anyone, but had it used on me, it starts the beginning of a funny night though.. if you have a sense of humor of course

**HEATON** · 11-02-2005, 03:16 PM

OLD!! Actually there are a few GUARENTEEd ones to work.

1. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

2. Hey Bitch!! (raise pistol) get in the car!!!

**Boosted S60R** · 11-02-2005, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

Nice Shoes, wanna fuck?!

**Pher** · 11-02-2005, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by HEATON

1. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hahahahahaha! I'll have to use that.

**boosted1jz** · 11-02-2005, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by HEATON

OLD!! Actually there are a few GUARENTEEd ones to work.

1. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

2. Hey Bitch!! (raise pistol) get in the car!!!

reminds me of this picture hahahah

**imbosile** · 11-02-2005, 05:00 PM

^^^^ ahahahaha

**BTLFED** · 11-02-2005, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

Nice Shoes, wanna fuck?!

Oldest pickup line evar.

How about....

"Have you been to McDonalds lately, because you are the happiest meal I've seen all day."

**The Yousef** · 11-02-2005, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by boosted1jz

reminds me of this picture hahahah

**Boosted S60R** · 11-02-2005, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by BTLFED

Oldest pickup line evar.

How about....

"Have you been to McDonalds lately, because you are the happiest meal I've seen all day."

oh my gay

**Pher** · 11-02-2005, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by BOOSTED S60R

oh my gay

I second that.

**99ITRGIRL** · 11-02-2005, 05:08 PM

I've heard that one before! Works every time too!!

yeeeaaaa...........

**BTLFED** · 11-02-2005, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by BOOSTED S60R

oh my gay

I never said it was a good pickup line. It is about the same.

You can always buy her a Roofie-colata.

**Boosted S60R** · 11-02-2005, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by 99ITRGIRL

I've heard that one before! Works every time too!!

yeeeaaaa...........

wow

**Boosted S60R** · 11-02-2005, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by BTLFED

I never said it was a good pickup line. It is about the same.

You can always buy her a Roofie-colata.

oh wow

**aaronfelipe** · 11-12-2005, 11:33 AM

Nice Pick up line

**SixSquared** · 11-12-2005, 12:29 PM

nice shoes, wanna fuck..... I've known that one, since I was like 16, and have actually successfully used it... great fun. I loooove bad pickup lines.

"Yo baby, I already know that fries come with that shake, so how about you come get with this Super Size?"

"Someone call the cops.. you stole my heart!"

"Hey Angel, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"

"If you were a booger, I would pick you first"

"Damn baby look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes"

"Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in 'em"

"You know, they say that if your breasts are fake they stay up without a bra on. Can I test that theory?"

"Sex should be like a Honda... slow, obscene, and loud enough to wake the neighborhood... Well whaddya know. I have a honda."

That's all I can think of right now... I've got a ton of them if you really want more.

**fawk_you** · 11-12-2005, 01:58 PM

Personally I like, Ill show you my ass- if you let me touch you where you pee. (only works girl to girl though.)

**BABY J** · 12-16-2006, 04:37 PM

BABYJ: "I think I could fall madly in bed with you."

**BABY J** · 12-16-2006, 04:39 PM

BABY J: "So, do you know any good pick-up lines?"

or...

BABY J: Can I get your number?

LeAnne: I have a boyfriend fuckface.

BABY J: NO NO, I want your number not his.

**DIABEETUS** · 12-16-2006, 04:46 PM

'i've locked all the doors and there's no way out'

'want some candy'

you must be from heaven 'cause i have an erection

does this rag smell like chloroform?

these have proven beneficial time after time.

**IntegraXTR** · 12-16-2006, 04:49 PM

"You know, they say that if your breasts are fake they stay up without a bra on. Can I test that theory?"

nicee

**BABY J** · 01-10-2007, 09:42 AM

** redneck lines **

*I reckon you just farted, cuz you blew me away.

*Are yer parents fuckin' retarded, 'cause you sure is special.

* My Love for you is like diarrhea... I can't hold it in.

* Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

* If you an' me were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

* You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

* Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

* I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

* Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

* If you're gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

* Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

**HeLLo iM iZzY** · 01-10-2007, 09:46 AM

Another thread back from the dead.

**Ran** · 01-10-2007, 09:47 AM

"Your grades are starting to slip. Want to look into some extra credit?"

**HeLLo iM iZzY** · 01-10-2007, 09:57 AM

The infamous.

You must be tired, cause you been running thru my mind.

**BABY J** · 01-10-2007, 10:03 AM

Phuck it. I am gonna start making up some.

CHICK: Can u buy me a drink?
BABY J: Sure, what will u have?

** finishes drink **

BABY J: Wanna come over after the club?
CHICK: I am sorry, I have a BF?
BABY J: That's AWESOME, it's hard to find good people. Congrats on that.

is that him in the red shirt?
CHICK: Yeah.
BABY J: Be right back...

** taps him on the shoulder **

BABY J: You owe me 8$ b1tch!!!

** knocks him out, takes a $10 outta his wallet **
** turns to chick **

BABY J: last chance, u wanna go home w/ me?
CHICK: OMG!!! No way jerk.
BABY J: Just checking. Bye b1tch.

**Sol-Badguy** · 01-10-2007, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by BABY J

Phuck it. I am gonna start making up some.

CHICK: Can u buy me a drink?
BABY J: Sure, what will u have?

** finishes drink **

BABY J: Wanna come over after the club?
CHICK: I am sorry, I have a BF?
BABY J: That's AWESOME, it's hard to find good people. Congrats on that.

is that him in the red shirt?
CHICK: Yeah.
BABY J: Be right back...

** taps him on the shoulder **

BABY J: You owe me 8$ b1tch!!!

** knocks him out, takes a $10 outta his wallet **
** turns to chick **

BABY J: last chance, u wanna go home w/ me?
CHICK: OMG!!! No way jerk.
BABY J: Just checking. Bye b1tch.

..?

**81911SC** · 01-10-2007, 12:04 PM

how do u like ur eggs????????/

how bout fertilized?

**Jecht** · 01-10-2007, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by BA Panda

..?

Indeed.

**2.0civic** · 01-10-2007, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by 81911

how do u like ur eggs????????/

how bout fertilized?

lol the whole point of a line is for the one nighter, hence, you dont want to feritlize anything lol

**81911SC** · 01-10-2007, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by b18hatch

lol the whole point of a line is for the one nighter, hence, you dont want to feritlize anything lol

IT WORKED ON MY WAITRESS AT WAFFLE HOUSE

lol

**BABY J** · 01-10-2007, 12:30 PM

BABYJ: Hi I'm black.

** gets head **

**nightracer** · 01-10-2007, 12:33 PM

lamest shit evaaaaarr.. but funny

**HEATON** · 01-10-2007, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by 81911

IT WORKED ON MY WAITRESS AT WAFFLE HOUSE

lol

Looks like you got lucky then..
A. Got laid
B.. You actually found a Waffle House waitress worth sleeping with..

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