nice shoes, wanna fuck..... I've known that one, since I was like 16, and have actually successfully used it... great fun. I loooove bad pickup lines.

"Yo baby, I already know that fries come with that shake, so how about you come get with this Super Size?"

"Someone call the cops.. you stole my heart!"

"Hey Angel, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"

"If you were a booger, I would pick you first"

"Damn baby look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes"

"Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in 'em"

"You know, they say that if your breasts are fake they stay up without a bra on. Can I test that theory?"

"Sex should be like a Honda... slow, obscene, and loud enough to wake the neighborhood... Well whaddya know. I have a honda."


That's all I can think of right now... I've got a ton of them if you really want more.