Phuck it. I am gonna start making up some.
CHICK: Can u buy me a drink?
BABY J: Sure, what will u have?
** finishes drink **
BABY J: Wanna come over after the club?
CHICK: I am sorry, I have a BF?
BABY J: That's AWESOME, it's hard to find good people. Congrats on that.

is that him in the red shirt?
CHICK: Yeah.
BABY J: Be right back...
** taps him on the shoulder **
BABY J: You owe me 8$ b1tch!!!
** knocks him out, takes a $10 outta his wallet **
** turns to chick **
BABY J: last chance, u wanna go home w/ me?
CHICK: OMG!!! No way jerk.
BABY J: Just checking. Bye b1tch.