** redneck lines **

*I reckon you just farted, cuz you blew me away.

*Are yer parents fuckin' retarded, 'cause you sure is special.




* My Love for you is like diarrhea... I can't hold it in.

* Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

* If you an' me were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

* You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.




* Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."




* I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

* Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

* If you're gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.




* Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.