Foolish man give wife grand piano
Wise man give wife upright organ.

Panties not best thing on earth
But next to best thing on earth.

Virginity like bubble
One prick all gone.

Learn to masturbate
Come in handy.

Man piss in wind
Wind piss back.

Man who masturbate
Only screwing himself.

Man who put cock on stove
Have hot rod.

Ok, I'm done...