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  1. 04-02-2005, 11:13 PM #1
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    Default CONFUCIUS SAY

    Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
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  2. 04-03-2005, 10:04 AM #2
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    man who stand on toilet is high on pot


    baseball wrong, man with 4 balls CANNOT walk!


    man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

    "So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
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    Confucius also say...
    Its good for girl to meet boy in park...
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    Better for boy to park meat in girl.
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  4. 04-06-2005, 08:27 PM #4
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    :lol:
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

    "So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
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    man who throw woman on ground ....

    have real piece on earth


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  6. 04-07-2005, 03:02 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    man who throw woman on ground ....

    have real piece on earth

    HAHAHA
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  7. 04-08-2005, 10:10 AM #7
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    Man who fight with Wifey during day.....


    ....have no "Piece" at night
    I got free clear tails with my ride.....
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  8. 04-08-2005, 05:18 PM #8
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    Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly
    Val for President

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  9. 04-08-2005, 05:19 PM #9
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    A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.
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    Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

    Girl who sits on Judge’s lap gets honourable discharge.

    Rape impossible. Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.
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  11. 04-08-2005, 05:26 PM #11
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    Man Who Fishes In Another Woman's Well Often Catches Crabs

    War Doesn't Determine Who Is Right -- War Determines Who Is Left
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  12. 04-13-2005, 12:38 PM #12
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    When wife puts husband in dog house-- he ends up in the cat house with a buncha whores!

    DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT
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  13. 04-14-2005, 01:04 PM #13
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    confucius say, man who eat frog, jump really high...


    some retard told me that one earlier... i was like WTF that makes no sense i cracked up for hours later randomly... dont know why just something about it
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  14. 04-16-2005, 08:50 PM #14
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    Fly that land on toilet seat, going to get pissed off.
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

    "So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
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  15. 04-18-2005, 10:57 PM #15
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    man who puts dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

    "So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
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  16. 04-19-2005, 03:26 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by boosted1jz
    man who puts dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts
    LOL hah

    Man who drive MKIII, teabag self. lol jp
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  17. 04-19-2005, 09:04 PM #17
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    man who drive mk iii supra is 1 dummmmmmb motha fugga!!!! >.<

    good thing im driving a 240 huh LOL
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

    "So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
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    never play leap frog with a unicorn
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    Foolish man give wife grand piano
    Wise man give wife upright organ.

    Panties not best thing on earth
    But next to best thing on earth.

    Virginity like bubble
    One prick all gone.

    Learn to masturbate
    Come in handy.

    Man piss in wind
    Wind piss back.

    Man who masturbate
    Only screwing himself.

    Man who put cock on stove
    Have hot rod.

    Ok, I'm done...
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  20. 05-14-2005, 11:41 PM #20
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    a man with a penny a day keeps the doctor away
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    I&apos;m, uhh, making a U-Turn, get the FUCK outa the way!
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    jack jumped over the kandle stick jack eat chipmonk jack get sick....YAY
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  22. 05-28-2005, 02:03 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by never_finished
    jack jumped over the kandle stick jack eat chipmonk jack get sick....YAY
    Quote Originally Posted by dohctec
    a man with a penny a day keeps the doctor away
    WTF?!!?!!?
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  23. 05-29-2005, 12:54 AM #23
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    ...man who walks through airport metal detector sideways is going to Bangkok
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    these are awesome.
    myspace.com/mattbray
    aim: y2bray | My Garage
    My ForSale Thread
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    Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
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  26. 06-25-2005, 11:09 AM #26
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    Confucius say "Secretary not permanent fixture until
    screwed on top of desk."

    Confucius says "It takes many nails to build crib, but one
    screw to fill it."

    Confucius says, "Man with tool in woman's mouth is not
    necessarily a dentist."

    Just three i could remember.....
    Last edited by MachNU; 06-26-2005 at 09:44 AM.
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  27. 06-26-2005, 03:08 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by 01Sentra
    Confucius say "Secretary not permanent fixture until
    screwed on top of desk."

    Confucius says "It takes many nails to build crib, but one
    screw to fill it."

    Confucius says, "Man with tool in woman's mouth is not
    necessarily a dentist."

    Just two i could remember.....
    thats three you fucking waste of sperm! Eat shit and die idiot! :jerkit:
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    Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet seat- is high on pot.
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    lmao
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    i live my life one license suspension at a time-- and for that 6 months or more, i still drive.
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    ^-- figured ud like that 1.
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    Confucius say man who stick both feet in mouth left with no leg to stand on.
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    confucius say support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uproot
    confucius say support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.
    berry true
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    these are freaking hilarious!!!! oh an "Sledlude" >>"i live my life one license suspension at a time-- and for that 6 months or more, i still drive."
    haha you have no idea how well that describes me!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fawk_you
    Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet seat- is high on pot.

    Quote Originally Posted by fawk_you
    ^-- figured ud like that 1.

    whooooaa REEEPOST :P i posted that on page 1 2nd post!


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    I am fired, sorry about that man. I guess I read over that.
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    its k.... ill 4give this time :P but dont let it happen again!!!! hahahah


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    man who runs in front of car gets tired......eh?
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    Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

    "So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
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    Quote Originally Posted by boosted1jz
    Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
    lol that makes no sense
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