Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
man who stand on toilet is high on pot
baseball wrong, man with 4 balls CANNOT walk!
man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!
"So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
:lol:
If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!
"So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
man who throw woman on ground ....
have real piece on earth
Originally Posted by carrascopa
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Man who fight with Wifey during day.....
....have no "Piece" at night
I got free clear tails with my ride.....
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly
Val for President
A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.
Val for President
Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
Girl who sits on Judge’s lap gets honourable discharge.
Rape impossible. Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.
Val for President
Man Who Fishes In Another Woman's Well Often Catches Crabs
War Doesn't Determine Who Is Right -- War Determines Who Is Left
Val for President
When wife puts husband in dog house-- he ends up in the cat house with a buncha whores!
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DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT
confucius say, man who eat frog, jump really high...
some retard told me that one earlier... i was like WTF that makes no sense i cracked up for hours later randomly... dont know why just something about it
Fly that land on toilet seat, going to get pissed off.
If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!
"So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
man who puts dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts
If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!
"So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
LOL hahOriginally Posted by boosted1jz
Man who drive MKIII, teabag self. lol jp
man who drive mk iii supra is 1 dummmmmmb motha fugga!!!! >.<
good thing im driving a 240 huhLOL
If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!
"So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
never play leap frog with a unicorn
Foolish man give wife grand piano
Wise man give wife upright organ.
Panties not best thing on earth
But next to best thing on earth.
Virginity like bubble
One prick all gone.
Learn to masturbate
Come in handy.
Man piss in wind
Wind piss back.
Man who masturbate
Only screwing himself.
Man who put cock on stove
Have hot rod.
Ok, I'm done...
a man with a penny a day keeps the doctor away
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I'm, uhh, making a U-Turn, get the FUCK outa the way!
jack jumped over the kandle stick jack eat chipmonk jack get sick....YAY
Originally Posted by never_finished
WTF?!!?!!?Originally Posted by dohctec
...man who walks through airport metal detector sideways is going to Bangkok
these are awesome.
Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Confucius say "Secretary not permanent fixture until
screwed on top of desk."
Confucius says "It takes many nails to build crib, but one
screw to fill it."
Confucius says, "Man with tool in woman's mouth is not
necessarily a dentist."
Just three i could remember.....
Last edited by MachNU; 06-26-2005 at 09:44 AM.
thats three you fucking waste of sperm! Eat shit and die idiot! :jerkit:Originally Posted by 01Sentra
Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet seat- is high on pot.
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i live my life one license suspension at a time-- and for that 6 months or more, i still drive.
"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas." -George W. Bush
Confucius say man who stick both feet in mouth left with no leg to stand on.
berry trueOriginally Posted by uproot
these are freaking hilarious!!!! oh an "Sledlude" >>"i live my life one license suspension at a time-- and for that 6 months or more, i still drive."
haha you have no idea how well that describes me!!!
FC - Death by rotary forever
CRX daily... Gas prices suck, i love my HF
Originally Posted by fawk_you
Originally Posted by fawk_you
whooooaa REEEPOST :P i posted that on page 1 2nd post!
chris
If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!
"So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
I am fired, sorry about that man. I guess I read over that.![]()
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its k.... ill 4give this time :P but dont let it happen again!!!! hahahah
chris
If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!
"So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
man who runs in front of car gets tired......eh?
Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!
"So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
lol that makes no senseOriginally Posted by boosted1jz