Womp womp womp.

I am Ahmed the jihad-inclined Muslim and I hear about Jesus guns. Do I wait for someone like you to give me a well-reasoned explanation about why the Bible quotes are contextually relevant, or is this what pushes me over the edge causing me to declare death to the infidels and sign up with Al-Qaeda? I'm pretty sure Ahmed the Jihadist really doesn't need the Jesus Guns as a prime motivation to sign up for the chance to get those 72 virgins. It HELPS, but the chance of it being especially significant are relatively small. I co-sign that shit.

Aside from the fact that it is against military policy to endorse one religion over another and the whole separation of church and state bla bla bla, its not THAT big of a deal. Yes, its wrong (legally). However, as a soldier all I care about is that my weapon is on target. If anything, this “secret code” is there to remind those that are viewing the business-end of the weapon to say their fucking prayers. Pardon me for not giving a rats ass how my weapon makes Ahmed and his family feel while they fight us in this “religious war.” This is my opinion.