Your gf/bf/wife/husband calls you at work - asks you what you want for dinner... she/he makes your fav dinner and after a delicious meal - just before you're done eating he/she says...

Him/Her: "You know I love you very much right?"

YOU: Yes

Him/Her: "Okay - so you said that I can talk to you about anything right?"

YOU: Yes

Him/Her: *crying* I had sex w/ Baby J(or some1 else, but it'd actually prob be me if you're a guy and if you're a girl let's say it's some chick ) ... it didn't mean anything. He wasn't even that good... okay, I'm lying... it was good. But he has a small dick... okay - I'm lying, that fucker is huge! But it will NEVER happen again (b/c he/she is moving far away... but she leaves that out)... LOL.


Do you work it out? Do you break up on the spot? Do you get a divorce???