Could Jesus have been an alien?
Maybe Jesus was an Alien that landed on Earth with advanced technology and wanted to help us to improve our lives. A certain group of people who controlled the world from behind the scenes saw this as a bad thing and wanted him dead. So they killed him to remain in control of the sheeple. Seems possible.
History Channel Ancient Aliens 2009 HD 720p part 1 Interesting shit, no doubt.
No, he could not have been an extra terrestrial because he was born here. Now as to whether or not somehow he was a seeded being then yes, but the origins of the seeding process are only known through the claims of Christ as he claimed to be God in the flesh and not conceived of a man.Originally Posted by Maniacc
Depending on your world view and how much you have researched his death and resurrection. this can mean many things, but i will say this...the resurrection is the power of the Gospel of Christ and the claims of His divinity. Most people don't realize this, but the only way anyone could ever make a valid argument against Christ is to prove that he was not resurrected, but there are many many scholars of history who say that as crazy as it sounds the claims of a resurrection are not easily dismissed.
Last edited by sport_122; 07-27-2009 at 12:24 PM.
Can I see a birth certificate?
Oh and I've done enough research to know that he was Mexican. So, bring it. I can take you on.
Yes, the historical accounts on his infancy. The fact that he was raised for birth from a woman who was known and born on this earth. The fact that his mother was actually pregnant and almost didn't get married because she was pregnant.
It takes a real retard to just say "ignore the historical evidence of his life so we can say he was an alien"
I could say the same for you...
How do you know your birth certificate is real?
How do you know your parents are really your parents?
...don't be ridiculous. Jesus was born and raised on earth. Now how he was conceived and how he left this earth could be reasonably questioned.
Haha, you're so lame. I know, fuck my previous theory I have another one that's even more of a stretch. Maybe Jesus was a human that actually lived!Listen, every trick I've seen on Magics Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed is more complex then Jesus'. It's not hard to stage restoring eyesight or the ol' water to wine trick. There are hundreds of videos online of the Christian people getting 'healed' at church.
Does that make 'em Gods too?
You're the only fuctard in here. I've made a one post that could disprove all of yours combined! Don't step up to me, sport. You cannot win. Oh, and I've stopped taking religious debates so seriously because, well. I always win and they just don't entertain me anymore.
I've read some of your posts and you supposedly claim to be an expert when it comes to this, but I have yet to see anything come outta your fingers that even begin to get me excited. You're just as dumb as every other religious nutfuck out there. But if you want to keep proving that the Lord of my nutsack Jesus really did exist then please feel free to prove it to me. Bust out with links, documents, pictures, old biblical scriptures, or whatever you think will help you win this. www.google.com there. I'll even give you a little help. MAKE YOUR NEXT POST COUNT!
no need to, i can't make you look any more ego-centric and retarded than you already have on your own...the more you write the more I need to say nothing else. It'd be like arguing with a 4 year old kid with down syndrome.Haha, you're so lame. I know, fuck my previous theory I have another one that's even more of a stretch. Maybe Jesus was a human that actually lived!
Does that make 'em Gods too?
You're the only fuctard in here. I've made a one post that could disprove all of yours combined! Don't step up to me, sport. You cannot win. Oh, and I've stopped taking religious debates so seriously because, well. I always win and they just don't entertain me anymore.
I've read some of your posts and you supposedly claim to be an expert when it comes to this, but I have yet to see anything come outta your fingers that even begin to get me excited. You're just as dumb as every other religious nutfuck out there. But if you want to keep proving that the Lord of my nutsack Jesus really did exist then please feel free to prove it to me. Bust out with links, documents, pictures, old biblical scriptures, or whatever you think will help you win this. www.google.com there. I'll even give you a little help. MAKE YOUR NEXT POST COUNT!
Go ahead...do the one thing you seem to be good at...flame away. I will read all of your awesomeness after I finish shaving my a$$-fro.
And since you exist to make people laugh, go ahead the stage is yours. Now do what you came here for, perform for us like a drunk monkey at a strip club, so we can laugh "with" you.
Im out.
lmfao your stupidity is unbelievable!!
Someone please explain to me how someone can be this fucking retarded!
lol
That's why I'm here, man.
Do you have proof of this?
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The Bible said so. You remember that book. It's the Mother Goose book's predecessor. Later, QD.
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I was really hoping one of them would have said that answer.
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You mean like in all seriousness answer it with those words? Later, QD.
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I thought Jesus had the power to be anything he wanted...
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Bahahahaha this thread is lulz....
lol at people arguing the point that is likely sarcastic
courtesy of whoever posted this before I stole it.
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Maniacc again.
your threads make me laugh all to hard.
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i really like this thread, keep it up
Oh shit!
Maniac called yo ass out. LULZ @ you thinking you can compete. Jesus was my hair stylist till he was deported.
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LOL @ OP
You laughing with me or at me, kid?
a little bit of both lol.
I still think jesus was a crazy ass dude that heard voices in his head and he found a few dumbass people that believed him. I see prophets ever time I go downtown, they see and hear god too. But instead of believing them, I just give them my spare change
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I thought Jesus was a raptor?
Objects in Mirror Appear to be losing.
I like how people think that "scant proof" that he was a real man is the beginning. Let's start w/ virgin births - LOL. Start there and see how this thought is full of fail. Either Mary was a whore, or it's a farce. Thumpers take hours of time discussing the age of the earth and earth sciences - but then in 1 word w/out any thought will say "he was born of a virgin ... the end." Classic stupidity at it's best.
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Just sayin'......
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Maniacc, step off your hill.
The guy is willing to debate theories and facts,
not criticism and boastful remarks.
Haha, ok ok. I was just fucking around. Big worm, you, I respect because you've made some pretty good points in the past. I guess I can give sport_122 a chance.
Thanks...I can respect that.Haha, ok ok. I was just fucking around. Big worm, you, I respect because you've made some pretty good points in the past. I guess I can give sport_122 a chance.
.. you could be right.
excavations have shown that velcro and microwave technology can be dated to about 0 A.D....
personally i don't see why it is so crazy to believe in God.
i mean we've seen much crazier shit happen in this lifetime -- obama becoming president is one lol jk.
but for real. i actually think there is something to this theory.
there is so much on the internet about how coming from the sky and being a child of light and shit. if i wasn't so stoned and lazy i would go find all of them
and paste it here. so many religions and cultures believe in this figure that maybe aliens did pay us a litre visit and the ancient societies had no choice but to bow down to this crazy smart other-worldly dude. really just think about it... wouldn't you guys be afraid of a being like that??
maybe not so much afraid but curious about it's origin. if it had powers i would surely had classified it as a god.
Last edited by yojimbo; 07-28-2009 at 12:41 PM.
wow what an anti-climatic end. that flamed out with a barely puff of smoke. so disappointed. Next time you guys should get drunk first and talk about religion, or politics, or why the SEC is the best conference in NCAA Football.
boo.
just read the book : "Chariots of the Gods"
And yes Sport and I have some of the same views, and some diff views - as well as mutual respect although he doesn't like my delivery mechanism (i like laughing and comedy, but don't mean anything by it fi I say "hey - ur a Moron")
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I don't know if you realize this, but I actually really enjoyed the civil parts of our discussions as well. Good to see you chime in and I hope you add to the discussion in the future whenever it picks back up again.And yes Sport and I have some of the same views, and some diff views - as well as mutual respect although he doesn't like my delivery mechanism (i like laughing and comedy, but don't mean anything by it fi I say "hey - ur a Moron")
i like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger
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just watched the set of videos. That was really interesting and it more than makes sense that the inhabitants of the earth in ancient times were visited by beings from beyond our planet. I just don't see how anyone can really know what religion is accurate about on which there is no evidence.
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but there is evidence on some religions. and to all who think Jesus was an alien....thats just absurd. Jesus claimed He was God in flesh not some alien race that created the world. if He was not God and just some alien then who created this alien race that was supposed to do all these miracles? too many people try to put their own oppinions into what the bible means and who God is. its not that complicated. The bible states who God is and what He is about in a LITERAL meaning. there doesnt need to be any investigation cuz He was very clear about it. He was God not e.t.
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Take this as an example:
I go back 20,000 years into the past when there were cro-magnons around. Introduce them to a few simple products - nothing high-tech. Just very simple tools that we have today like; a flashlight which they could use to see at night. A lighter to start fires. Knifes so they can cut their meat and make clothes with very little effort, ect ect ect...
Do you think that they'll see me as a God or just another cro-magnon? Answer honestly.
Just because we think we're such an advance civilization and think we have every single possible tool available to become a powerful and highly intelligent species -- we really do not. Tomorrow we could have an alien make a world-wide introduction and show us 10% of it's technology and I can bet that we would all be flabbergasted. We would see ourselves as primitive after that.
you make very good points but Jesus did not give us new technology He did not introduce us to some way to make our lives easier He did not come to show us we are primitive. He simply came to show us how to live and how to obtain forgiveness for our wickedness. this "theory" that Jesus was an alien is about as whack as scientology. He was God, He came to give us an easier way out of our own peril and provided Himself as the ultimate sacrifice. now....are there aliens or some other life forms out there? i honestly dont know. the only thing to support that are conspiracy theories and so called sightings. the only way to know would be for us to actually make contact or to die and when we stand before God He reveals us. i honestly dont know and dont care. i have my own salvation to work out and have to figure out how to live my life according to His Word. if by some means there does exist other life out there i know God would have revealed Himself to them too and they are trying to do what they can to make it, God would have created them too ya know?
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I understand what you're saying, but could you work with me and try to be a little open-minded? I kinda feel like I'm replying to a robot who's programmed to keep repeating the word of God. I mean if your belief is that strong then props, but try to retort with something other than what's in your heart and instead post with your brain.
Don't take it the wrong way. I have very religious parents who both have faith that cannot be swayed by my words(believe me I've tried), and I'm not against that. I want to continue gaining knowledge throughout my existence.
To me being a religious person limits your capability to learn and see the world for what it really is. In the distant future when we come in contact with extraterrestrial who are far more advance than us, who can walk on water, heal the blind, and perform miracles would you consider it just an alien or a being with God-like powers? Before you try to put the word God into a sentence I would like to know what your definition of God is.
Having not been brought up in a "religious" home I have had to come up with my own beliefs. I was visited by Jehovas Witness for a number of years and I was the only one in my family that would answer the door when they came. They never pressed me. Just talked and I listened. That is about it as far as my exposure to religion.
What I have come up with to this point in my life is, aren't all religions fundamentally the same? The belief of a higher being, a creator? If it is an omnipresent being or aliens, Alah or God, or Jesus. It is all the same. It gives us purpose and hope and faith. Why are these considered bad things by some? I for one do not believe. I, for now, think maybe we are an anomoly. are there other anomolies? sure. based on the sheer size of the universe there has to other forms of intelligent life. But why can't there be an end all be all to all things? I can't understand why believers and non believers would dispute the other. None of us have the answer and to claim to have proof of the contrary is an excercise in futility. There is no proof, until we are gone.
This doesn't do anything for the subject but I wanted to get that off my chest. I've talked about this with some people on here, face to face, but never to strangers in a forum. Only thing we can do is agree to disagree. In the end it won't matter, we'll either all see each other and all will be forgiven, or it just ends and there is nothing.
yes jesus was an alien and buddha was a naked fat female and the 40 virgins in heaven are not girls but rather guys who want to get laid so bad that they would do anything thats tight and warm.
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