Could Jesus have been an alien?

[yojimbo]

Maybe Jesus was an Alien that landed on Earth with advanced technology and wanted to help us to improve our lives.

.. you could be right.
excavations have shown that velcro and microwave technology can be dated to about 0 A.D....
personally i don't see why it is so crazy to believe in God.
i mean we've seen much crazier shit happen in this lifetime -- obama becoming president is one lol jk.


but for real. i actually think there is something to this theory.
there is so much on the internet about how coming from the sky and being a child of light and shit. if i wasn't so stoned and lazy i would go find all of them
and paste it here. so many religions and cultures believe in this figure that maybe aliens did pay us a litre visit and the ancient societies had no choice but to bow down to this crazy smart other-worldly dude. really just think about it... wouldn't you guys be afraid of a being like that??

maybe not so much afraid but curious about it's origin. if it had powers i would surely had classified it as a god.