Could Jesus have been an alien?

[sport_122]

Can I see a birth certificate?

Oh and I've done enough research to know that he was Mexican. So, bring it. I can take you on.

Yes, the historical accounts on his infancy. The fact that he was raised for birth from a woman who was known and born on this earth. The fact that his mother was actually pregnant and almost didn't get married because she was pregnant.

It takes a real retard to just say "ignore the historical evidence of his life so we can say he was an alien"

I could say the same for you...

How do you know your birth certificate is real?
How do you know your parents are really your parents?

...don't be ridiculous. Jesus was born and raised on earth. Now how he was conceived and how he left this earth could be reasonably questioned.

[Maniacc]

Yes, the historical accounts on his infancy. The fact that he was raised for birth from a woman who was known and born on this earth. The fact that his mother was actually pregnant and almost didn't get married because she was pregnant.

It takes a real retard to just say "ignore the historical evidence of his life so we can say he was an alien"

I could say the same for you...

How do you know your birth certificate is real?
How do you know your parents are really your parents?

...don't be ridiculous. Jesus was born and raised on earth. Now how he was conceived and how he left this earth could be reasonably questioned.

Haha, you're so lame. I know, fuck my previous theory I have another one that's even more of a stretch. Maybe Jesus was a human that actually lived! Listen, every trick I've seen on Magics Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed is more complex then Jesus'. It's not hard to stage restoring eyesight or the ol' water to wine trick. There are hundreds of videos online of the Christian people getting 'healed' at church.

Does that make 'em Gods too?

You're the only fuctard in here. I've made a one post that could disprove all of yours combined! Don't step up to me, sport. You cannot win. Oh, and I've stopped taking religious debates so seriously because, well. I always win and they just don't entertain me anymore.

I've read some of your posts and you supposedly claim to be an expert when it comes to this, but I have yet to see anything come outta your fingers that even begin to get me excited. You're just as dumb as every other religious nutfuck out there. But if you want to keep proving that the Lord of my nutsack Jesus really did exist then please feel free to prove it to me. Bust out with links, documents, pictures, old biblical scriptures, or whatever you think will help you win this. www.google.com there. I'll even give you a little help. MAKE YOUR NEXT POST COUNT!

[sport_122]

Haha, you're so lame. I know, fuck my previous theory I have another one that's even more of a stretch. Maybe Jesus was a human that actually lived! Listen, every trick I've seen on Magics Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed is more complex then Jesus'. It's not hard to stage restoring eyesight or the ol' water to wine trick. There are hundreds of videos online of the Christian people getting 'healed' at church.

Does that make 'em Gods too?

You're the only fuctard in here. I've made a one post that could disprove all of yours combined! Don't step up to me, sport. You cannot win. Oh, and I've stopped taking religious debates so seriously because, well. I always win and they just don't entertain me anymore.

I've read some of your posts and you supposedly claim to be an expert when it comes to this, but I have yet to see anything come outta your fingers that even begin to get me excited. You're just as dumb as every other religious nutfuck out there. But if you want to keep proving that the Lord of my nutsack Jesus really did exist then please feel free to prove it to me. Bust out with links, documents, pictures, old biblical scriptures, or whatever you think will help you win this. www.google.com there. I'll even give you a little help. MAKE YOUR NEXT POST COUNT!

no need to, i can't make you look any more ego-centric and retarded than you already have on your own...the more you write the more I need to say nothing else. It'd be like arguing with a 4 year old kid with down syndrome.

Go ahead...do the one thing you seem to be good at...flame away. I will read all of your awesomeness after I finish shaving my a$$-fro.

And since you exist to make people laugh, go ahead the stage is yours. Now do what you came here for, perform for us like a drunk monkey at a strip club, so we can laugh "with" you.

Im out.

[Maniacc]

no need to, i can't make you look any more ego-centric and retarded than you already have on your own...the more you write the more I need to say nothing else. It'd be like arguing with a 4 year old kid with down syndrome.

Go ahead...do the one thing you seem to be good at...flame away. I will read all of your awesomeness after I finish shaving my a$$-fro.

And since you exist to make people laugh, go ahead the stage is yours. Now do what you came here for, perform for us like a drunk monkey at a strip club, so we can laugh "with" you.

Im out.

No, sport. You don't wish to discuss with me because you know that you will lose. I've seen you reply to others, but never to me. Why? Because I don't sugar coat my posts to fit your sensitive-girly ass? I'm way smarter than anyone(except babyj) you've had a discussion with on this board. All of your posts are nothing but repeated jizz that I've heard several times over the years. You can't prove me wrong. All you can do is automatically assume that the word of God is truth.

Put down the meth and come back to reality. You're probably one of those morons who say to think with your heart - that God talks to you through your heart. If you're half as smart as you say you are you would know that your heart is a muscle designed to pump blood via your circulatory system. Anyone with common sense can tell you that you cannot use it to 'think' or make any rational decisions with it. Shit is nothing but a metaphor. You tards seem to be confusing your heart for your brain which is the organ that you use to think. Wake up! Your God is your conscious. Don't be mad at me for revealing the people here with truth. If any we should blame you for continuing with the education of false claims and beliefs.

Do this. Pray to your God to pay your next months' rent and see if it happens. Even a preacher will tell you to stop and to go out and work for it.

Did you even click on the link in my first post? If you did can you tell me what you think of it? You went to college and majored on this kind of stuff, right? So a man with your knowledge should be able to give me a logical answer to what those scientists and geologists are talking about, right? So please. Show me.

[sport_122]

Put down the meth and come back to reality. You're probably one of those morons who say to think with your heart - that God talks to you through your heart. If you're half as smart as you say you are you would know that your heart is a muscle designed to pump blood via your circulatory system. Anyone with common sense can tell you that you cannot use it to 'think' or make any rational decisions with it. Shit is nothing but a metaphor. You tards seem to be confusing your heart for your brain which is the organ that you use to think. Wake up! Your God is your conscious. Don't be mad at me for revealing the people here with truth. If any we should blame you for continuing with the education of false claims and beliefs.

^^^Here folks we have the drunk monkey creating his own arguments (in my name, which don't describe me at all) and then successfully making a fool of himself in arguing against himself^^^^ Like I said. The less i say the more your foot enters your mouth.

Did you even click on the link in my first post?

Yes I have discussed things with BabyJ before...ask him if I believe in Aliens, ask him how old I believe the earth is, and whether I believe evolution (in some cases)? I propably have done more reading on this than you have.
Are you saying that I can't believe in this and in God?

[Maniacc]

^^^Here folks we have the drunk monkey creating his own arguments (in my name, which don't describe me at all) and then successfully making a fool of himself in arguing against himself^^^^ Like I said. The less i say the more your foot enters your mouth.

You don't have the wit to challenge me in that game, dude.

So please. Stop. You suck.

Yes I have discussed things with BabyJ before...ask him if I believe in Aliens, ask him how old I believe the earth is, and whether I believe evolution (in some cases)? I propably have done more reading on this than you have.
Are you saying that I can't believe in this and in God?

Why would I ask babyJ? Go ahead and tell me what you believe in.

And since you think you're uber-smarter than me then why can't you post and show me? Please. I've been waiting.

[sport_122]

You don't have the wit to challenge me in that game, dude.

So please. Stop. You suck.





Why would I ask babyJ? Go ahead and tell me what you believe in.

And since you think you're uber-smarter than me then why can't you post and show me? Please. I've been waiting.

you post retarded conversations with yourself and I will continue, mostly because there is no reason to respond...

but

as I have said before if you have read my threads then you know my worldview. I am asking you if you think that belief in Aliens cannot sync with my Christian faith? I have already told you I believe in Aliens...I have for a very long time.

[Maniacc]

How do you know your birth certificate is real?
How do you know your parents are really your parents?

...don't be ridiculous.

lmfao your stupidity is unbelievable!!

Someone please explain to me how someone can be this fucking retarded!

Oh shit!

Maniac called yo ass out. LULZ @ you thinking you can compete. Jesus was my hair stylist till he was deported.

-Ant.

lol

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Maniacc again.


your threads make me laugh all to hard.

That's why I'm here, man.