Tasteless Joke Thread (If your easily offended GTFO)

[Hulud]

A friend told me this one, so don't go thinking I am some sick freak for this.



What is the difference between a dead baby and an apple?












I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

damn thats worse than the one i posted here ill quote it for easy reference

whats the difference between a dead baby and a girlfriend?


i dont kiss my girlfriend after sex

[ahmonrah]

Headline: Robert Kennedy, Sonny Bono split over tree decision.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

SKIPPITTYY-DO-BOP, SKIPPITTY-DEE....SONNY BONO SKIS,HORSES AND HITTIN SOME TREES.....AHH!
emimen, sick yet very my style type bastard!

[ahmonrah]

Two condoms were walking by a gay bar, one says to the other "lets go in and get shit faced!"

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
~cough~
~cough~
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha !


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

[ahmonrah]

What's the definition of confusion?




Father's Day in Harlem.

Later, QD.

oooooooooohhhhhh..............

[ahmonrah]

What do you call 6.9?
A good 69 interrupted by a period....



What do you call a period?

A bloody waste of fucking time.

[Hulud]

What do you call 6.9?
A good 69 interrupted by a period....



What do you call a period?

A bloody waste of fucking time.

hahaha

[Ran]

where do you think i got the joke from?

Ran of course

WTF? I don't remember this.

[Sport1.3]

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

[Sport1.3]

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome

[Sport1.3]

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

[Sport1.3]

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

[Sport1.3]

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

[Kyle]

What does a baby look like after it's been in a blender?

Give me a minute.

[{X}Echo419]

Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Top 10 Reasons Why Ber is better than Mohammed(just to be fair)
10. Beer lets you have beer. Mohammed won't
9. Beer's never caused several major wars
8. they don't force beer on minors that can't think for themselves
7. when you have beer you don't go into cafe's and blow themselves up
6. nobody's ever been stoned to death because she refused to wear her beer helmut
5. no one's ever been shot while running out of a burning building whitout her beer hat on
4. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
3. Beer's not full of shit(@ least most )
2. after to many beers mindless shouting is ignored not mandated 5 times a day
1. Beer's never decapitated an innocent child

[Hiro]

What's the differenc between Americans and bird shit?


Bird shit doesn't scream when it falls off a World Trade Center.

[Hiro]

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

What's blue, sitting in a corner, wrapped in plastic? A dead baby in plastic wrap.
What's green, sitting in a corner wrapped in plastic? Same baby three weeks later.

[Sport1.3]

What's blue, sitting in a corner, wrapped in plastic? A dead baby in plastic wrap.
What's green, sitting in a corner wrapped in plastic? Same baby three weeks later.

sort of a repost

[Sport1.3]

What is better than a dead baby?
The revoked child-support.

[Sport1.3]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.

[Sport1.3]

Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
I don't know why they didn't either.

[Sport1.3]

What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion

[Spyder]

Which is easier to unload a truck load of dead babies or a truck load of bowling balls?






















Dead babies, you can use a pitch fork.

[Hulud]

Top 10 Reasons Why Ber is better than Mohammed(just to be fair)
10. Beer lets you have beer. Mohammed won't
9. Beer's never caused several major wars
8. they don't force beer on minors that can't think for themselves
7. when you have beer you don't go into cafe's and blow themselves up
6. nobody's ever been stoned to death because she refused to wear her beer helmut
5. no one's ever been shot while running out of a burning building whitout her beer hat on
4. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
3. Beer's not full of shit(@ least most )
2. after to many beers mindless shouting is ignored not mandated 5 times a day
1. Beer's never decapitated an innocent child

did you make that one by just changing jesus to Mohammed or is it actually posted somewhere? jw

[LS2ner]

Which is easier to unload a truck load of dead babies or a truck load of bowling balls?






















Dead babies, you can use a pitch fork.

Whats the best part of unloading them with a pitch fork?

You get to use a pitch fork!

[LS2ner]

How did helen keller (spelling?) lose her virginity?
Her mom left the plunger in the toilet.

[Sport1.3]

Whats the best part of unloading them with a pitch fork?

You get to use a pitch fork!

why do you have to use a pitch fork to unload the babies?
so you can tell if alive or not

[C22H19N3O4]

It's not a joke, BUT it's still funny and offensive.


Very short clip

[d993s]

It's not a joke, BUT it's still funny and offensive.


Very short clip

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TOTAL REDEMPTION!!!!!!!!

HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[BKgen®]

What's the differenc between Americans and bird shit?


Bird shit doesn't scream when it falls off a World Trade Center.

that's fucked up.


What's the difference between black people and tires?
When you put chains on tires, they don't start singing.

How does a redneck know when his daughter's on her period?
His son's dick tastes funny.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips.

What happens when a cuban gets a flat tire?
He drowns.

[JoeyKazez]

What do you call a brush turned upside down?
- A thousand Ethiopians carrying a canoe

[BKgen®]

Why aren't there any amusement parks in Asia?
nobody's tall enough to ride the rides.

[Hulud]

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy at the gay bar?


































































can i push your stool in for ya?

[BKgen®]

what do you call a gay bar without stools?
a fruit stand.

what do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
nothing. you already told her twice!

[d993s]

what do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
nothing. you already told her twice!

Or see my avatar..........

[Cato ED-6]

What do you call an upside down bar stool?




Four seats in a gay bar.

[osnap]

what do michael jackson and mcdonalds have in common?

40 year old meat between 6 year old buns

[BKgen®]

What do you call 100,000 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?
a good start.

Why does michael jackson like thirty eight year olds so much?
because there are thirty of them.

[wantsanS14]

what's the difference between a mosquito and a girl?




when you slap the mosquito it stops sucking.

[Dragonfly5338]

what do you get when you cut a baby in half?





i dunno about you, but i get an erection.

[Hulud]

what do you get when you cut a baby in half?





i dunno about you, but i get an erection.

thats so fucked up, thats awesome!