Quote Originally Posted by Hiro
What's the differenc between Americans and bird shit?


Bird shit doesn't scream when it falls off a World Trade Center.
that's fucked up.


What's the difference between black people and tires?
When you put chains on tires, they don't start singing.

How does a redneck know when his daughter's on her period?
His son's dick tastes funny.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips.

What happens when a cuban gets a flat tire?
He drowns.