Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
Hmmm, so let's get this straight:
The term "luxury" is defined by guys that drive 20 yr old beater cars because they have an airplane prop on the hood they think makes THEM cool???
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The BMW is the "ultimate" driving machine, only if it goes to the twisties where the driver grew up in and paved himself with ma and paw and runs against a FWD 4 cyl car.
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The BMW is "luxury" because it is DELIVERED in an enclosed trailer which somehow adds what......30-40 HP and instantly puts on aftermarket mods.....
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I'm not a stereotypical BMW dickweed, yet EVERY SINGLE thread I'm in I HAVE TO remind everyone that I drive a BMW, even if it's old, even if it's tired, and even if it's the only car I have any experience in.
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The BMW is the mack daddy race bred car, yet when it goes head-to-head in a championship series against the likes of much "lesser" JAPANESE cars......it's not even in the hunt for the boobie prize. Why? "Cause, coach.....my pussy hurts.....and them meany boys put restrictor plates and extra weight on my car and now that we're EVEN and it's up to ME to win or lose.....I get my ASS handed to me by smaller engined cars.......Coach.....my pussy hurts because they're making me play by the RULES that were there when I started the season.....Coach, that aint fair because I'm LOSING.......and my pussy hurts...."
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