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    hoo hoo is tha word

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    Hoo hoo!!! You have to use the word hoo hoo
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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    thanks for throwin dat out Leisa, i didn't need to know of his hoo hoo, the way my mind thinks, i believe im the only one with one

    my pleasure babe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by swtgapeach421
    Hoo hoo!!! You have to use the word hoo hoo

    woo woo? LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    my pleasure babe!
    LIRL, i bet it was
    :roar:

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    LIRL, i bet it was
    :roar:

    You know it... any questions just ask.. I am very open when it comes to discussing sex...

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    ya'll just got a bad rep mayne
    * taps finger *
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    not my fault, im not god

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    Sorry I do not lie....
    GOOOOOOOO SOCA WARRIORS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    not my fault, im not god
    huh ?
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    whats goin on in here

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    whats goin on in here
    Just a bunch of people telling lies, well true lies, or lies that was true that wasn't true.
    GOOOOOOOO SOCA WARRIORS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Back when I was in high school I think the 10th grade I used to go to the bowling alley/movie theatre parking lot because that was always the hot spot on friday and saturday nights. It is less than a mile from my house. Well, one night I had my boyfriend pick me up and I went to Carrollton with him to his apartment (30-45 mins. from my house). My mom called me on my cell phone and wanted me to come home right then. I told her I was trying to find my ride to take me home and whatever else I could tell her to stale because I couldn't tell her that I was in Carrollton instead of right up the street where I was supposed to be. So it took me forever to get home knowing damn well it doesn't take an hour to travel less than a mile home. I didn't tell her the truth til this day because that's my story and I'm sticking to it damnit!
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    im gunna tell your mom now ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Hmm lets see....a couple of nights ago I told my mom I had to help a friend with her resume and really went to go have sex in my van in a vacant parking lot... That count? HAhhaahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx
    oh n i also lied about cumming to one of my ex's from back den.. n well... he never made me cum once XD

    do i know him by any chance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLk92DA
    do i know him by any chance?
    no comment

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    LOL. I was 19. I was in New Market, England (we stopped to get fuel and rest for 2 days on the way to Saudi). Went to a bar, met a chick... took her back to my hotel room. She saw the flight suits and ask what I flew. I told her that I was an F-15 pilot. I also told her that I just got stationed there and was staying in that hotel (New Bedford Lodge) only until I found a house to buy.

    We got SHIT FACED, did the do for a few hours and passed out. I woke up, and I saw $50lbs hanging out of her purse. She was OUT COLD. I grabbed my bags, threw on the flight suit (we were leaving that morning) and I stole the 50lbs out of her purse. Me and my crew were eating bkfst when she came down. She said she had a great time and asked where were we going. I said "Uhhh... we gotta fly some missions, but I will call you when we get back in tonight." KNOWING that I would never see her again.

    I asked how was she getting home? She said "I can take a a cab, I have $$ upstairs in my purse." I was thinking to myself, "NO THE HELL YOU DON'T B/C I TOOK IT" LOL. I said, "Hey, here is 50lbs... the least I can do is pay your cab fare since I stole you from your friends last night." She said "No, I got $50lbs upstairs... thanks though." I tried and tried to slip/give her the loot but she would not take it.

    LOL. I felt like SHIT (still do) b/c I knew that was the last time I would ever see her. That has to be the worst thing I have ever done... it's funny, but it's DEFINTELY not one of my better moments.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    LOL. I was 19. I was in New Market, England (we stopped to get fuel and rest for 2 days on the way to Saudi). Went to a bar, met a chick... took her back to my hotel room. She saw the flight suits and ask what I flew. I told her that I was an F-15 pilot. I also told her that I just got stationed there and was staying in that hotel (New Bedford Lodge) only until I found a house to buy.

    We got SHIT FACED, did the do for a few hours and passed out. I woke up, and I saw $50lbs hanging out of her purse. She was OUT COLD. I grabbed my bags, threw on the flight suit (we were leaving that morning) and I stole the 50lbs out of her purse. Me and my crew were eating bkfst when she came down. She said she had a great time and asked where were we going. I said "Uhhh... we gotta fly some missions, but I will call you when we get back in tonight." KNOWING that I would never see her again.

    I asked how was she getting home? She said "I can take a a cab, I have $$ upstairs in my purse." I was thinking to myself, "NO THE HELL YOU DON'T B/C I TOOK IT" LOL. I said, "Hey, here is 50lbs... the least I can do is pay your cab fare since I stole you from your friends last night." She said "No, I got $50lbs upstairs... thanks though." I tried and tried to slip/give her the loot but she would not take it.

    LOL. I felt like SHIT (still do) b/c I knew that was the last time I would ever see her. That has to be the worst thing I have ever done... it's funny, but it's DEFINTELY not one of my better moments.

    wow sounds like it could be a movie like the wedding crasher lmao

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    ^ LIRL !!!
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    ooooooh I got one...I love this one. "I DON'T FUCK WITH INTERNET GIRLS."

    BULLSHIT!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    ooooooh I got one...I love this one. "I DON'T FUCK WITH INTERNET GIRLS."

    BULLSHIT!!!!!
    LIRL !!!
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Best lie.....

    I don't know if this is the best, but has to be one of my longest running.

    NO! I never slept with Nikki, Stacy, Casey, Michelle, Angela, or Jessica. I thought you knew me better than that! *acting angry*

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    boys r dawgs >.>

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    Nuh uhh!!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    one time i was on a pretty popular car forum and i told everyone that i had a friend that lived up north somewhere that he had a crappily kitted prelude and that his other car was a gallardo. that was a good one.

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    ya'll some lyin ass's, i tell you what

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    ^^ Nuh uhh!! No we're not!! LIAR!!!!


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    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx
    boys r dawgs >.>
    o rly ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by THAT BOY !!!
    o rly ..
    rly

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    i guess my lie went over some heads...

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    ^ No we remem. The Prelude was silver right?
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    the best lie i had was i was on this import forum right, and i had pics of my black friend and i pretended i was black so i could say NIGGA all the damn time...was real funny...i think its stil goin

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    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    the best lie i had was i was on this import forum right, and i had pics of my black friend and i pretended i was black so i could say NIGGA all the damn time...was real funny...i think its stil goin

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    Quote Originally Posted by RB26powered
    Best lie.....

    I don't know if this is the best, but has to be one of my longest running.

    NO! I never slept with Nikki, Stacy, Casey, Michelle, Angela, or Jessica. I thought you knew me better than that! *acting angry*
    WTFFFFFFF Halfwit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    wow...whos ever lips those are in ur avatar they are pure sexy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    wow...whos ever lips those are in ur avatar they are pure sexy...
    Mine! thank you!!!

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    She lies!!! Those are MY lips in her avatar!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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