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							LOL. I was 19. I was in New Market, England (we stopped to get fuel and rest for 2 days on the way to Saudi). Went to a bar, met a chick... took her back to my hotel room. She saw the flight suits and ask what I flew. I told her that I was an F-15 pilot. 
 
 I also told her that I just got stationed there and was staying in that hotel (New Bedford Lodge) only until I found a house to buy. 
 
We got SHIT FACED, did the do for a few hours and passed out. I woke up, and I saw $50lbs hanging out of her purse. She was OUT COLD. I grabbed my bags, threw on the flight suit (we were leaving that morning) and I stole the 50lbs out of her purse. Me and my crew were eating bkfst when she came down. She said she had a great time and asked where were we going. I said "Uhhh... we gotta fly some missions, but I will call you when we get back in tonight." KNOWING that I would never see her again.
 
I asked how was she getting home? She said "I can take a a cab, I have $$ upstairs in my purse." I was thinking to myself, "NO THE HELL YOU DON'T B/C I TOOK IT" LOL. I said, "Hey, here is 50lbs... the least I can do is pay your cab fare since I stole you from your friends last night." She said "No, I got $50lbs upstairs... thanks though." I tried and tried to slip/give her the loot but she would not take it.
 
LOL. I felt like SHIT (still do) b/c I knew that was the last time I would ever see her. That has to be the worst thing I have ever done... it's funny, but it's DEFINTELY not one of my better moments. 
						
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
				
				
				
				
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