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07-07-2006, 02:16 PM
B16a2 Civic

hoo hoo is tha word
07-07-2006, 02:16 PM
Ms Dollar

Hoo hoo!!! You have to use the word hoo hoo
07-07-2006, 02:16 PM
Leisa

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Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

thanks for throwin dat out Leisa, i didn't need to know of his hoo hoo, the way my mind thinks, i believe im the only one with one

my pleasure babe!
07-07-2006, 02:16 PM
babygurl

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Originally Posted by swtgapeach421

Hoo hoo!!! You have to use the word hoo hoo

woo woo? LOL ;)
07-07-2006, 02:18 PM
B16a2 Civic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leisa

my pleasure babe!

LIRL, i bet it was
:roar:
07-07-2006, 02:23 PM
Leisa

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Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

LIRL, i bet it was
:roar:

You know it... any questions just ask.. I am very open when it comes to discussing sex...
07-07-2006, 03:28 PM
The Golden Child

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Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

ya'll just got a bad rep mayne

* taps finger *
07-07-2006, 03:30 PM
B16a2 Civic

not my fault, im not god
07-07-2006, 03:50 PM
TRINI4LIFE

Sorry I do not lie.... :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
07-07-2006, 03:55 PM
The Golden Child

Quote:

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

not my fault, im not god

huh ?
07-07-2006, 04:22 PM
thinkfast®

whats goin on in here
07-07-2006, 04:34 PM
TRINI4LIFE

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Originally Posted by thinkfast®

whats goin on in here

Just a bunch of people telling lies, well true lies, or lies that was true that wasn't true.
07-07-2006, 05:04 PM
BluesClues

Back when I was in high school I think the 10th grade I used to go to the bowling alley/movie theatre parking lot because that was always the hot spot on friday and saturday nights. It is less than a mile from my house. Well, one night I had my boyfriend pick me up and I went to Carrollton with him to his apartment (30-45 mins. from my house). My mom called me on my cell phone and wanted me to come home right then. I told her I was trying to find my ride to take me home and whatever else I could tell her to stale because I couldn't tell her that I was in Carrollton instead of right up the street where I was supposed to be. So it took me forever to get home knowing damn well it doesn't take an hour to travel less than a mile home. I didn't tell her the truth til this day because that's my story and I'm sticking to it damnit!:lmfao:
07-07-2006, 06:06 PM
The Golden Child

im gunna tell your mom now ..
07-07-2006, 06:33 PM
SLOWLYbtngU

Hmm lets see....a couple of nights ago I told my mom I had to help a friend with her resume and really went to go have sex in my van in a vacant parking lot... That count? HAhhaahahahahahaha
07-07-2006, 07:26 PM
BLk92DA

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Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx

oh n i also lied about cumming to one of my ex's from back den.. n well... he never made me cum once XD

do i know him by any chance?
07-07-2006, 11:04 PM
xaznstylegrlx

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Originally Posted by BLk92DA

do i know him by any chance?

no comment
07-07-2006, 11:33 PM
BABY J

LOL. I was 19. I was in New Market, England (we stopped to get fuel and rest for 2 days on the way to Saudi). Went to a bar, met a chick... took her back to my hotel room. She saw the flight suits and ask what I flew. I told her that I was an F-15 pilot. :lmfao: :lmfao: I also told her that I just got stationed there and was staying in that hotel (New Bedford Lodge) only until I found a house to buy.

We got SHIT FACED, did the do for a few hours and passed out. I woke up, and I saw $50lbs hanging out of her purse. She was OUT COLD. I grabbed my bags, threw on the flight suit (we were leaving that morning) and I stole the 50lbs out of her purse. Me and my crew were eating bkfst when she came down. She said she had a great time and asked where were we going. I said "Uhhh... we gotta fly some missions, but I will call you when we get back in tonight." KNOWING that I would never see her again.

I asked how was she getting home? She said "I can take a a cab, I have $$ upstairs in my purse." I was thinking to myself, "NO THE HELL YOU DON'T B/C I TOOK IT" LOL. I said, "Hey, here is 50lbs... the least I can do is pay your cab fare since I stole you from your friends last night." She said "No, I got $50lbs upstairs... thanks though." I tried and tried to slip/give her the loot but she would not take it.

LOL. I felt like SHIT (still do) b/c I knew that was the last time I would ever see her. That has to be the worst thing I have ever done... it's funny, but it's DEFINTELY not one of my better moments. :(
07-08-2006, 01:03 AM
xaznstylegrlx

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Originally Posted by BABY J

LOL. I was 19. I was in New Market, England (we stopped to get fuel and rest for 2 days on the way to Saudi). Went to a bar, met a chick... took her back to my hotel room. She saw the flight suits and ask what I flew. I told her that I was an F-15 pilot. :lmfao: :lmfao: I also told her that I just got stationed there and was staying in that hotel (New Bedford Lodge) only until I found a house to buy.

We got SHIT FACED, did the do for a few hours and passed out. I woke up, and I saw $50lbs hanging out of her purse. She was OUT COLD. I grabbed my bags, threw on the flight suit (we were leaving that morning) and I stole the 50lbs out of her purse. Me and my crew were eating bkfst when she came down. She said she had a great time and asked where were we going. I said "Uhhh... we gotta fly some missions, but I will call you when we get back in tonight." KNOWING that I would never see her again.

I asked how was she getting home? She said "I can take a a cab, I have $$ upstairs in my purse." I was thinking to myself, "NO THE HELL YOU DON'T B/C I TOOK IT" LOL. I said, "Hey, here is 50lbs... the least I can do is pay your cab fare since I stole you from your friends last night." She said "No, I got $50lbs upstairs... thanks though." I tried and tried to slip/give her the loot but she would not take it.

LOL. I felt like SHIT (still do) b/c I knew that was the last time I would ever see her. That has to be the worst thing I have ever done... it's funny, but it's DEFINTELY not one of my better moments. :(

wow sounds like it could be a movie like the wedding crasher lmao
07-08-2006, 11:20 AM
The Golden Child

^ LIRL !!!
07-08-2006, 05:03 PM
SLOWLYbtngU

ooooooh I got one...I love this one. "I DON'T FUCK WITH INTERNET GIRLS."

BULLSHIT!!!!!
07-08-2006, 05:08 PM
The Golden Child

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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU

ooooooh I got one...I love this one. "I DON'T FUCK WITH INTERNET GIRLS."

BULLSHIT!!!!!

LIRL !!!
07-09-2006, 05:37 AM
StupidBikerBoy

Best lie.....

I don't know if this is the best, but has to be one of my longest running.

NO! I never slept with Nikki, Stacy, Casey, Michelle, Angela, or Jessica. I thought you knew me better than that! *acting angry*:lmfao:
07-09-2006, 06:00 AM
xaznstylegrlx

boys r dawgs >.>
07-09-2006, 09:27 AM
BABY J

Nuh uhh!!
07-09-2006, 12:31 PM
3.14

one time i was on a pretty popular car forum and i told everyone that i had a friend that lived up north somewhere that he had a crappily kitted prelude and that his other car was a gallardo. that was a good one.
07-10-2006, 08:46 AM
B16a2 Civic

ya'll some lyin ass's, i tell you what
07-10-2006, 10:33 AM
BABY J

^^ Nuh uhh!! No we're not!! LIAR!!!!

~runs~
07-10-2006, 10:39 AM
B16a2 Civic

haha
07-10-2006, 11:34 AM
The Golden Child

Quote:

Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx

boys r dawgs >.>

o rly ..
07-10-2006, 03:38 PM
xaznstylegrlx

Quote:

Originally Posted by THAT BOY !!!

o rly ..

rly :tongue1:
07-10-2006, 07:34 PM
3.14

i guess my lie went over some heads...
07-10-2006, 07:37 PM
BABY J

^ No we remem. The Prelude was silver right?
07-10-2006, 08:20 PM
The Ninja

the best lie i had was i was on this import forum right, and i had pics of my black friend and i pretended i was black so i could say NIGGA all the damn time...was real funny...i think its stil goin
07-10-2006, 08:36 PM
SLOWLYbtngU

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

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Originally Posted by d-ninja

the best lie i had was i was on this import forum right, and i had pics of my black friend and i pretended i was black so i could say NIGGA all the damn time...was real funny...i think its stil goin
07-10-2006, 08:39 PM
RandomGuy

Quote:

Originally Posted by RB26powered

Best lie.....

I don't know if this is the best, but has to be one of my longest running.

NO! I never slept with Nikki, Stacy, Casey, Michelle, Angela, or Jessica. I thought you knew me better than that! *acting angry*:lmfao:

WTFFFFFFF Halfwit?
07-10-2006, 08:50 PM
The Ninja

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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

wow...whos ever lips those are in ur avatar they are pure sexy...
07-10-2006, 08:58 PM
SLOWLYbtngU

:hot:

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Originally Posted by d-ninja

wow...whos ever lips those are in ur avatar they are pure sexy...

Mine! thank you!!!
07-10-2006, 09:05 PM
BABY J

She lies!!! Those are MY lips in her avatar!
07-10-2006, 10:37 PM
2.2L

I HAVE A K20 IN MY PRELUDE AND ALSO 4 TURBO CHARGERS AND 2 SUPER CHARGERS WHICH PUSHES ABOUT 400 PSI AND 2000 HP TO THE WHEELS

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