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07-07-2006, 12:07 PM
B16a2 Civic

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Originally Posted by admin

lol good thread... people strive to impress. i guess they can't be comfortable enough in their hollow shells to just be themselves.

speaking of status... i heard a study that 30% of cell phone users purposely talk in public to look important or act like they are talking even though they aren't on the phone. lol thats funny.

i think best liars are women... "its a good size", "it happens all the time", "best i ever had", etc... :lmao:

i did that before, i'd see someone i kdont wann talk to, i pick up the phone and call my voicemail and make it seem like im too busy to talk to them Lol
07-07-2006, 12:08 PM
Leisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by admin

lol good thread... people strive to impress. i guess they can't be comfortable enough in their hollow shells to just be themselves.

speaking of status... i heard a study that 30% of cell phone users purposely talk in public to look important or act like they are talking even though they aren't on the phone. lol thats funny.

i think best liars are women... "its a good size", "it happens all the time", "best i ever had", etc... :lmao:

men can be just as bad... "oh baby you give the best head", oh baby I love you, baby baby baby baby....wtf ?????? :rolleyes:
07-07-2006, 12:08 PM
xaznstylegrlx

hm.. i lied that i had skin cancer... n of course no one believed me lol

oh n i also lied about cumming to one of my ex's from back den.. n well... he never made me cum once XD
07-07-2006, 12:10 PM
B16a2 Civic

Quote:

Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx

hm.. i lied that i had skin cancer... n of course no one believed me lol

if it mames you feel better, i believe you
07-07-2006, 12:11 PM
HalfBaked

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Originally Posted by admin

YOU SAID IT WAS A GOOD SIZE :eye:

Baby it is..or should I say was...ARE WE THROUGH BECAUSE OF THIS?!?!?!
07-07-2006, 12:11 PM
xaznstylegrlx

yea i was looking for sum fake sympathy.. but i smile too much when i lie XD
07-07-2006, 12:11 PM
The Golden Child

dead thread re-lives .. woo hoo !!!

everyone lies ..
07-07-2006, 12:13 PM
xaznstylegrlx

i tend to "fake cum" a lot.... which is the reason i'm considering full blown lesbianess... girls can turn me on a lot faster den guys
07-07-2006, 12:14 PM
Ms Dollar

Wow...this thread just made a U-turn
07-07-2006, 12:15 PM
HalfBaked

Quote:

Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx

i tend to "fake cum" a lot.... which is the reason i'm considering full blown lesbianess... girls can turn me on a lot faster den guys

I'm willing to bet if you used the word "then" instead of "den" you could get off more.
07-07-2006, 12:15 PM
Ms Dollar

Quote:

Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx

i tend to "fake cum" a lot.... which is the reason i'm considering full blown lesbianess... girls can turn me on a lot faster den guys

Maybe you're just not with the right guy...I've had plenty of guys (and I mean plenty) that couldn't make me cum, but Chuck I can just look at him and damn...
07-07-2006, 12:16 PM
B16a2 Civic

YEAH.....SO NWS, THANKS AZNGURL
07-07-2006, 12:17 PM
xaznstylegrlx

well.. only 1 guy has worked for me, the rest were failures. I also lie about being married to guys I don't want to date or guys that I don't want to get back with. :lmao:
07-07-2006, 12:18 PM
B16a2 Civic

Quote:

Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx

well.. only 1 guy has worked for me, the rest were failures. I also lie about being married to guys I don't want to date or guys that I don't want to get back with. :lmao:

Asian guys huh.....
07-07-2006, 12:19 PM
xaznstylegrlx

>.> yea
07-07-2006, 12:20 PM
B16a2 Civic

theres your problem
07-07-2006, 12:24 PM
Ms Dollar

I have only been with one asian, and he had the smallest hoo hoo I have ever seen...Haha I just said hoo hoo
07-07-2006, 12:25 PM
B16a2 Civic

LIRL, im half korean and half black....luckily i caught the black gene pool for my "hoo hoo" LIRL
07-07-2006, 12:27 PM
Ms Dollar

You just said hoo hoo....that's the word of the day now;.
07-07-2006, 12:27 PM
The Golden Child

aint nothing wrong with asian guys ..
07-07-2006, 12:28 PM
B16a2 Civic

Quote:

Originally Posted by swtgapeach421

You just said hoo hoo....that's the word of the day now;.

indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
07-07-2006, 12:29 PM
B16a2 Civic

Quote:

Originally Posted by nolimitsteveo

aint nothing wrong with asian guys ..

ya'll just got a bad rep mayne
07-07-2006, 12:33 PM
The Golden Child

Quote:

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

ya'll just got a bad rep mayne

please explain cause girls are satisfied with me ..
07-07-2006, 12:35 PM
HalfBaked

Quote:

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

luckily i caught the black gene pool for my "hoo hoo" LIRL

AND THERE WE HAVE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

THE BEST LIE IN THIS THREAD!
07-07-2006, 12:36 PM
B16a2 Civic

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

AND THERE WE HAVE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

THE BEST LIE IN THIS THREAD!

:(
i got zinged
07-07-2006, 12:38 PM
The Golden Child

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Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

:(
i got zinged

* passes O E *

its ok B ..
07-07-2006, 12:41 PM
xaznstylegrlx

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

AND THERE WE HAVE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

THE BEST LIE IN THIS THREAD!

hehe

I think hoo hoo's vary with height and being that most asian guys r short in height.. there we go.. I'm pretti short too so I'm ok with it =)
07-07-2006, 12:45 PM
B16a2 Civic

hmmmm ok

im 6'0
07-07-2006, 12:56 PM
SLOWLYbtngU

I refuse to read thru, considering that I am at work but did anybody write "I am a virgin?" Hee hee...Works everytime with me...
07-07-2006, 12:58 PM
B16a2 Civic

naaah, i dont think so
07-07-2006, 01:00 PM
Spyder

Best lie ever:
http://forums.importatlanta.com/showthread.php?t=9237

:D
07-07-2006, 01:02 PM
Leisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx

hehe

I think hoo hoo's vary with height and being that most asian guys r short in height.. there we go.. I'm pretti short too so I'm ok with it =)

that is a complete myth.... trust me... ;)
07-07-2006, 01:03 PM
B16a2 Civic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spyder

Best lie ever:
http://forums.importatlanta.com/showthread.php?t=9237

:D

second zing in this thread
:(
07-07-2006, 01:03 PM
xaznstylegrlx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leisa

that is a complete myth.... trust me... ;)

what would u say is a good indicator then?
07-07-2006, 01:08 PM
Leisa

I dont think there is really a good indicator.... I mean Im 4ft 8 and my exhusband was 6ft 3 and his was an ok size.. but I have been with really tall guys who have been tiny.. I mean Brett is only 5"8 and he is pretty well set.. the biggest I have had .. so really it varies
07-07-2006, 01:10 PM
babygurl

HAHA I have used the "its a good size one a few times" (one for a member on this site) HAHAHA

hmmm got out of a few speeding tickets...I was doing 75 in a 55...the cop asked me why I was in such a hurry...Told him I was bleeding, and it was all over my pants, and undies...he just kidn of grinned and handed back my insurance card, and license, and said have a nice night!

Also, Win got pulled over for speeding one time, and the cops asked him "Son, is there anything in the car I need to know about?

win replied with "Just the dead body in the trunk"

Cop was like "you fuckign with me right,??"

Win replied "NO"

Cop went to go look in thr trunk, nothing there. So he let him go with a warning!
07-07-2006, 01:14 PM
Ms Dollar

I am so excited that everyone is using my word!! Yay!!!! :D
07-07-2006, 01:14 PM
babygurl

Quote:

Originally Posted by swtgapeach421

I am so excited that everyone is using my word!! Yay!!!! :D

what word is that?
07-07-2006, 01:15 PM
B16a2 Civic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leisa

I dont think there is really a good indicator.... I mean Im 4ft 8 and my exhusband was 6ft 3 and his was an ok size.. but I have been with really tall guys who have been tiny.. I mean Brett is only 5"8 and he is pretty well set.. the biggest I have had .. so really it varies

thanks for throwin dat out Leisa, i didn't need to know of his hoo hoo, the way my mind thinks, i believe im the only one with one
07-07-2006, 01:15 PM
Leisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by babygurl

what word is that?

Damn Laura, pay attention

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