LOL. It was just a joke dude, chill. No need to be an asshole. But if we're going to be mean... let's see here. No. You couldn't. Here's why. Let's find what women would find attractive in you, Landon.
1. Drives S13
2. Mom pays rent and bills
3. Has no job
4. Drinks constantly
5. Has DUI
6. Cheats on girls (we could put something much worse than cheats tho, couldn't we?)
7. Wears dirty underwear and doesn't brush teeth
So you see, no wonder there's a line of girls just waiting to sleep with you Landon. You represent everything that a woman looks for in a partner.
DUDE. YOU FUCK DRUNK 17 YEAR OLDS BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES TOO STUPID NOT TO KNOW BETTER. THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOU A PLAYER, PIMP, OR A LADIES' MAN.
Oh, and that Topspeed Fag I'm engaged to? Don't think you're better than him because he doesn't choke the fuck out of women, doesn't treat them like shit, and makes good fucking money - enough to buy me a ring that's worth more than your damn car.
He's worth 10 of you. Literally! Hahhaaa!
Holla.
BTW - I'm not mad in the slightest. It was a joke, obviously. Nobody in their right mind would think that a) you have AIDS or b) that you have sex with Matt. You're just not nearly as charming or funny as Matt to get away with shit. Congrats on your first turbo car, too.
Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
LOL. It was just a joke dude, chill. No need to be an asshole. But if we're going to be mean... let's see here. No. You couldn't. Here's why. Let's find what women would find attractive in you, Landon.
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