Don't rub in the fact you're STD free.
We aren't all that lucky you bitch.
ATTN: VAL...
Don't rub in the fact you're STD free.
We aren't all that lucky you bitch.
oh daymmm ..
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I warned you not to have sex with Landon. But you did it anyways. And now look at you. HIV+
Val for President.
How do I get brought into this shit??? YES I HAVE FUCKED A LOT OF PEOPLE, COULD PROBABLY FUCK YOU VAL TO, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE ENGAGED TO A TOP SPEED FUCKING FAG. I'm sorry your just not my type, I tend to go to attrative girls............................ Sorry.Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
Damn.... no need for the hostility, you polo wearing, collar spiking, butt secks loving fool!
No, I don't know you. But you seem like the type.
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i WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!!Damn.... no need for the hostility, you polo wearing, collar spiking, butt secks loving fool!
No, I don't know you. But you seem like the type.
LOL. It was just a joke dude, chill. No need to be an asshole. But if we're going to be mean... let's see here. No. You couldn't. Here's why. Let's find what women would find attractive in you, Landon.
1. Drives S13
2. Mom pays rent and bills
3. Has no job
4. Drinks constantly
5. Has DUI
6. Cheats on girls (we could put something much worse than cheats tho, couldn't we?)
7. Wears dirty underwear and doesn't brush teeth
So you see, no wonder there's a line of girls just waiting to sleep with you Landon. You represent everything that a woman looks for in a partner.DUDE. YOU FUCK DRUNK 17 YEAR OLDS BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES TOO STUPID NOT TO KNOW BETTER. THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOU A PLAYER, PIMP, OR A LADIES' MAN.
Oh, and that Topspeed Fag I'm engaged to? Don't think you're better than him because he doesn't choke the fuck out of women, doesn't treat them like shit, and makes good fucking money - enough to buy me a ring that's worth more than your damn car.He's worth 10 of you. Literally! Hahhaaa!
Holla.
BTW - I'm not mad in the slightest. It was a joke, obviously. Nobody in their right mind would think that a) you have AIDS or b) that you have sex with Matt. You're just not nearly as charming or funny as Matt to get away with shit. Congrats on your first turbo car, too.
Val for President.
yo Landon I cleared my PM box, hit me back up brutha
Okay that was funny, LOL.yo Landon I cleared my PM box, hit me back up brutha
Val for President.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!yo Landon I cleared my PM box, hit me back up brutha
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Ok listen, first off I don't choke bitches; I punch them in the face when I get horny. Also, I've only had sex with one 17 year old girl in a 4-some, other than that they have all been 19+. What else could you put worse than cheats on girls? I mean technically her and I were not together and she knew about everything I did. Oh yea, I also brush my teeth daily.....LOL. It was just a joke dude, chill. No need to be an asshole. But if we're going to be mean... let's see here. No. You couldn't. Here's why. Let's find what women would find attractive in you, Landon.
1. Drives S13
2. Mom pays rent and bills
3. Has no job
4. Drinks constantly
5. Has DUI
6. Cheats on girls (we could put something much worse than cheats tho, couldn't we?)
7. Wears dirty underwear and doesn't brush teeth
So you see, no wonder there's a line of girls just waiting to sleep with you Landon. You represent everything that a woman looks for in a partner.
Oh, and that Topspeed Fag I'm engaged to? Don't think you're better than him because he doesn't choke the fuck out of women, doesn't treat them like shit, and makes good fucking money - enough to buy me a ring that's worth more than your damn car.
Holla.
BTW - I'm not mad in the slightest. It was a joke, obviously. Nobody in their right mind would think that a) you have AIDS or b) that you have sex with Matt. You're just not nearly as charming or funny as Matt to get away with shit. Congrats on your first turbo car, too.
God I fucking love you Val...
But you do drive an S13, correct?
Val for President.
Bitch. I know computers.
I'm HIV++++
LOL only you can get away with stupid ass jokes like that.
Because you're going to die in 5 years.
Val for President.
Val not to be mean or anything im just curious when was the last time you checked yourself ??
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when was teh last time you checked yourself?
Val for President
last year actually ..
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4 years ago, and been with the same person since then. =)
Val for President.
thats a pretty long time ..
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Err. Not when you don't sleep with random people or do intravenous drugs.
Val for President.
tro0o tro0o i wasnt trying to say anything bad i was just curious ..
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You're lucky I'm not random...
ok so are you guys like bf / gf or something ??
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LOL no. I'm engaged. He's just the friendly neighborhood HIV+ dumbass.
Val for President.
oh ok thanks for clearing it up i was kind of confused but not really ..
maybe i just need sleep ..
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You know the saddest thing is, some people think that whole "I'm STD free" comment is a viable pickup line.
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well they deserve to get it and die ..You know the saddest thing is, some people think that whole "I'm STD free" comment is a viable pickup line.
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L O L. Sad thing is, I'm sure you're right.You know the saddest thing is, some people think that whole "I'm STD free" comment is a viable pickup line.
Val for President.
You'd be amazed by the retarded pickup lines I hear in passing every night at teh bar. It's sad. Like for really real sad.
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Aye Miranda? I got a pick up line for you...
Wanna run my car into a pole...
By car I mean my penis, by pole I mean your vag...
I dunno, Matt. I suck at driving. Good chance I'd miss.
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Haha.
I'm too big to miss!
Hmmm... a well hung midg... excuse me, little person.
What a cunundrum.
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Midget my ass!
I'm like 32 feet tall!!!
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Miranda...lets not hide it anymore.
I've seen how you eye me.
With that tiger look.
We both know you want it.
Look its ok. I'm willing! You could just be another number to me, and I could be the best sex you ever get.
We both win!
Boy, don't step up to the plate until you have what it takes to play the game. You are not there yet, my friend. I would devour you, and there wouldn't be enough of you left with which to be identified.
I may not be able to drive a nitro car, but I can assure you that you have some learnin' to do before you enter my league.
Now get yo ass back to the kiddie pool and play with the intoxicated underagers.
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I'm more man then you know what to do with...
Thats right, I'm more man then Tom...
You think that's some great fete? I think that your exboyfriend is probably more man than Tom. If you want to impress me, tell me you're more man than Paul or Pablo or something.
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I thought that was common knowledge.
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