i WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Miranda
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i WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Miranda
lolZ!
LOL. It was just a joke dude, chill. No need to be an asshole. But if we're going to be mean... let's see here. No. You couldn't. Here's why. Let's find what women would find attractive in you, Landon.Quote:
Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
1. Drives S13
2. Mom pays rent and bills
3. Has no job
4. Drinks constantly
5. Has DUI
6. Cheats on girls (we could put something much worse than cheats tho, couldn't we?)
7. Wears dirty underwear and doesn't brush teeth
So you see, no wonder there's a line of girls just waiting to sleep with you Landon. You represent everything that a woman looks for in a partner. :rolleyes: DUDE. YOU FUCK DRUNK 17 YEAR OLDS BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES TOO STUPID NOT TO KNOW BETTER. THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOU A PLAYER, PIMP, OR A LADIES' MAN.
Oh, and that Topspeed Fag I'm engaged to? Don't think you're better than him because he doesn't choke the fuck out of women, doesn't treat them like shit, and makes good fucking money - enough to buy me a ring that's worth more than your damn car. :yes: He's worth 10 of you. Literally! Hahhaaa!
Holla.
BTW - I'm not mad in the slightest. It was a joke, obviously. Nobody in their right mind would think that a) you have AIDS or b) that you have sex with Matt. You're just not nearly as charming or funny as Matt to get away with shit. Congrats on your first turbo car, too. :yes:
LIRL !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
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Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
yo Landon I cleared my PM box, hit me back up brutha
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Okay that was funny, LOL. :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemesis Digital
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemesis Digital
Hello
Ok listen, first off I don't choke bitches; I punch them in the face when I get horny. Also, I've only had sex with one 17 year old girl in a 4-some, other than that they have all been 19+. What else could you put worse than cheats on girls? I mean technically her and I were not together and she knew about everything I did. Oh yea, I also brush my teeth daily.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
God I fucking love you Val...
damn, soo much hostility from this guy.....all day long, yap yap yap
What a twist of fate...an STi driver and an Evo driver engaged.....it's like a Palestinan and a Isreali getting married....
I dont know who the 2 that you are talking about are but the aft part is this statement is fucking funny...
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Originally Posted by MongolPup
But you do drive an S13, correct? :tongue1:Quote:
Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
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Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
That would be Tray and I that he's referring to. :yes:
I dont know who tray is, but atleast I know one part of it now :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
Tray is my fiance. He has a silver STi that's faster than my car. :goodjob: This is an old picture. We both have big ass FMICs now, haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
I like what he has done with this STi though it looks nice...
Thank you. But I hate it because it's way faster than my car, hehe. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
Well both of your cars are way faster than my poor spec V so it is ok...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
This is also true. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
that's what you get for rubbing it in every day of your life when your car was faster then his!!!! LOL!
BURN! :lmao:
Vals car is fucking slow.
hmm? this is a sad thread :no:
i think it's changed subjects a good couple times nowQuote:
Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
Liar!!!!!! I only had like 5 months of glory! LOL!!Quote:
Originally Posted by tracy
well every day for 5 months then :) that's a longgg time and you deserved it! That's like 160 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
This is true. I'm a jerk. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by tracy
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Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
but didn't he say he would get you a ring when he got his turbo or some shit?
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FAP FAP FAP
...matt's going to die
so sad :(
okay not really.....
WHATTTT...
Why I am dying?
I'm gonna be like Magic Johnson yo.
You're going to be a big, black, retired basketball star?Quote:
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
Well, um....it's good to see you still have goals, I guess.