Quote Originally Posted by JokerTypeR
OH...really?

I was gonna say a horse keeps most of it's weight equally balanced, and the most power is from the rear. However, there is horsepower at the front as well. The elephant is much heavier and can't turn or slow down quickly. As for the lion, your only hope for survival is to catch him off gaurd and let his speed throw off his momentum for a turn. In this event, the horse would be perfect for drifting. I'd turn the reins, and dig into the stirrups. Weight transfer will move to the front for the hooves to hook better and let the rear come around. Let that shit drift behind the elephant as he passes, and maybe the lion would even get distracted and go for the bigger kill...I just hope to god you're not on a Mustang, Bronco, or Colt...
Or...the lion might even slam into the Kangaroo. He'd be so pissed at being beat by an Aussie-built mode of transportation, he would kill him for obstruction of justice.

The law you broke? Maybe you WERE on a mustang...the law would be for having such a shitty ride...I'd rather be caught in a Colt.