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  1. 08-01-2006, 02:50 PM #1
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    Default what do you do????

    You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation???














































































































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    lol nice
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    NICE +1
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    loll...
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    LoL Nice...
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    lol
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    o rly??
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    haha
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    lolz ..
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    Sport20 says that you stole this joke from him and that he's going to kick your @ss.
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    nathan would turn to his right and let the elephant take him from behind and then give the kangaroo a rusty trumbone....
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    how bout you two queerbirds take your shit elsewhere?
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    piss off skeeze..i do what i want
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    say shouldn't you be busy selling your car or something anyway?
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    no way mang! im keeping it...i know that was you too..dick! lol
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    lol, if you still think it was me then obviously you still don't know who did it
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    well it was obviously 1 of you 3...everyone i asked said they didnt do it...what a bunch of highschoolers! lol cant even own up to a prank...lame
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    it was dan you fuckin homo lamer. at the time i didn't know you worth a shit, how would i have even gotten your password?
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    i left my account up just like u did whan i posted your coming out thread
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    OH...really?

    I was gonna say a horse keeps most of it's weight equally balanced, and the most power is from the rear. However, there is horsepower at the front as well. The elephant is much heavier and can't turn or slow down quickly. As for the lion, your only hope for survival is to catch him off gaurd and let his speed throw off his momentum for a turn. In this event, the horse would be perfect for drifting. I'd turn the reins, and dig into the stirrups. Weight transfer will move to the front for the hooves to hook better and let the rear come around. Let that shit drift behind the elephant as he passes, and maybe the lion would even get distracted and go for the bigger kill...I just hope to god you're not on a Mustang, Bronco, or Colt...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JokerTypeR
    OH...really?

    I was gonna say a horse keeps most of it's weight equally balanced, and the most power is from the rear. However, there is horsepower at the front as well. The elephant is much heavier and can't turn or slow down quickly. As for the lion, your only hope for survival is to catch him off gaurd and let his speed throw off his momentum for a turn. In this event, the horse would be perfect for drifting. I'd turn the reins, and dig into the stirrups. Weight transfer will move to the front for the hooves to hook better and let the rear come around. Let that shit drift behind the elephant as he passes, and maybe the lion would even get distracted and go for the bigger kill...I just hope to god you're not on a Mustang, Bronco, or Colt...
    Or...the lion might even slam into the Kangaroo. He'd be so pissed at being beat by an Aussie-built mode of transportation, he would kill him for obstruction of justice.

    The law you broke? Maybe you WERE on a mustang...the law would be for having such a shitty ride...I'd rather be caught in a Colt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JokerTypeR
    OH...really?

    I was gonna say a horse keeps most of it's weight equally balanced, and the most power is from the rear. However, there is horsepower at the front as well. The elephant is much heavier and can't turn or slow down quickly. As for the lion, your only hope for survival is to catch him off gaurd and let his speed throw off his momentum for a turn. In this event, the horse would be perfect for drifting. I'd turn the reins, and dig into the stirrups. Weight transfer will move to the front for the hooves to hook better and let the rear come around. Let that shit drift behind the elephant as he passes, and maybe the lion would even get distracted and go for the bigger kill...I just hope to god you're not on a Mustang, Bronco, or Colt...
    lol, u my friend was thinking WAY too hard on this
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazam!
    lol, u my friend was thinking WAY too hard on this
    you, my friend, have to realize that I tend to do that. I read this post, and then went to read others...but this one stuck in my head, so I came up with that clever response. Then, I started typing,a nd it just started flowing more and more. Basically...I"m smart, and I sit around...nothing to do but wait for school to start. It happens
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    Quote Originally Posted by JokerTypeR
    you, my friend, have to realize that I tend to do that. I read this post, and then went to read others...but this one stuck in my head, so I came up with that clever response. Then, I started typing,a nd it just started flowing more and more. bBasically...I"m smart, and I sit around...nothing to do but wait for school to start. It happens
    damn, toot ur own horn much....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazam!
    damn, toot ur own horn much....
    Want me to toot yours? :idb:
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    hahahahahaha, you had me thinking...

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    Pretty funny...
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

    "Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
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    ^^^by far the gayest statement i've heard all day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazam!
    ^^^by far the gayest statement i've heard all day.
    Hmm...perhaps before I lay down the gay jokes, I should know ya'll better...

    LoL.
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    ^^^ lol
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    perhaps mr. "basically...i'm smart" is catching on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazam!
    perhaps mr. "basically...i'm smart" is catching on
    Haha, dude, I'm bullshittin' ya...took me a little extra time to finish high school, even...
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    ^^^saul goode, i'm just bs'ing back no comment bout the extra time for hs though
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    haha. This fall I'll back on track. NGCSU; corps of cades. En route pre-med. Glad to be back on the right track.
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    flamers. the end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    flamers. the end.
    why u gotta be so mean to me tiff
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    comes in handy a cold winter night? flames are warm...

    Oh oh...I see the insult. Hmmm...JERK.
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    Seriously...that was just cold blood...
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