really weird ass situation

[never_finished]

regarding the title....the only thing weird about this situation is if you havent hit it yet!

[B16a2 Civic]

so im bein serious, all assholeness aside......did you beat ya meat before you went and didn't wanna fuck...or pussy dont appeal to you?

[2.0civic]

ahaha, think about how this looks.....25 year old guy, comin up to a strangers house, askin if he can fish....and he turns down free pussy.......so how long you been gay?

lol, im 19, not 25, and she was the one who said that she had school the next morning. tell you what, dont beleive me?? mapquest davenport rd and creek drive in duluth. and i wasnt the one who actually rung the bell, it was my buddy that lives down her culdesac now, so you guys call bs all you want

[2.0civic]

never finished, you want to ride by there and see yourself if im bsing?? i gotta swing by work in a bit to drop off something and then if you want to go, then ill take you to the pond.

[B16a2 Civic]

lol, im 19, not 25, and she was the one who said that she had school the next morning. tell you what, dont beleive me?? mapquest davenport rd and creek drive in duluth. and i wasnt the one who actually rung the bell, it was my buddy that lives down her culdesac now, so you guys call bs all you want

so you just a compulsive liar, lying about ya name and ya age, how we know you aint lyin bout this

and you know gah damn well, im not about to mapquest shit, fuck i look like?
Brett?
fuck ouuttaaa hheaaa

[JustinSane110™]

lol, im 19, not 25, and she was the one who said that she had school the next morning. tell you what, dont beleive me?? mapquest davenport rd and creek drive in duluth. and i wasnt the one who actually rung the bell, it was my buddy that lives down her culdesac now, so you guys call bs all you want

So if we drove over there and knocked on the door and asked her "Hi, I was just wondering were there some guys over a few days ago fishing and you got drunk and rubbed your ass on him. He posted the story online and I just wanna make sure its true." She'd admit to it? As my boy B16 would say..... "Fuk outta heeeaaaaaaaaa!"

You go back and get some pics with her and post them shits up.

[B16a2 Civic]

Scenario:
Civic Si Pull Up, dat 64 leanin pull up, Escalade pull up
some pimps get out teh car
walk up to the door
" ay broad, you offered up some free sex to some lame mark ass bitch who wanted to fish on yo stupid deck"
lady: " fuck no"
the boys: " well okay, what you got to eat, cause after we run this train we gon be hungry"
lady: "i can make you omletes and waffles"
*ricky slaps her*: bitch i want pancakes too
lady: okay

[B16a2 Civic]

Scenario:
Civic Si Pull Up, dat 64 leanin pull up, Escalade pull up
some pimps get out teh car
walk up to the door
" ay broad, you offered up some free sex to some lame mark ass bitch who wanted to fish on yo stupid deck"
lady: " fuck no"
the boys: " well okay, what you got to eat, cause after we run this train we gon be hungry"
lady: "i can make you omletes and waffles"
*ricky slaps her*: bitch i want pancakes too
lady: okay

i see it already

[BABY J]

www.maps.google.com

they even got SATELLITE mode!!!

[never_finished]

never finished, you want to ride by there and see yourself if im bsing?? i gotta swing by work in a bit to drop off something and then if you want to go, then ill take you to the pond.

haha im just messing with you man.....wondering why your not over there right now!!!

[2.0civic]

so you just a compulsive liar, lying about ya name and ya age, how we know you aint lyin bout this

and you know gah damn well, im not about to mapquest shit, fuck i look like?
Brett?
fuck ouuttaaa hheaaa

dont recall saying i was 25 but ok....yes, i lied about my name but that way to the guy who opened her door who was prolly either husband or BF. so ok....yes, im lying....lol, whatever you want to think man

[DieselNuts]

I dont feel like reading through all this b.s. Someone give me a summery please

[2.0civic]

haha im just messing with you man.....wondering why your not over there right now!!!

cause i been busy cleaning up the casa all day and if the girl finds out, my ass is moving back to braselton

[Slowboy]

You can do it. All night long

[JustinSane110™]

I dont feel like reading throught all this b.s. Someone give me a summery please

Basically dude ran away from some free hot older woman pussy.

[B16a2 Civic]

I dont feel like reading throught all this b.s. Someone give me a summery please

guy wanst to go fishing on this bitches deck
bitch comes out half naked
bitch ofers guy pussy
guy declines, says he'll be back 2morrow to bake cookies and watch soap operas like some bitches
guy comes back, a real man answers the door
guy is bummed about situation
but this is how it would have went there if real G's were there

Scenario:
Civic Si Pull Up, dat 64 leanin pull up, Escalade pull up
some pimps get out teh car
walk up to the door
" ay broad, you offered up some free sex to some lame mark ass bitch who wanted to fish on yo stupid deck"
lady: " fuck no"
the boys: " well okay, what you got to eat, cause after we run this train we gon be hungry"
lady: "i can make you omletes and waffles"
*ricky slaps her*: bitch i want pancakes too
lady: okay

[DieselNuts]

I read the first part when it first happened. I know that he was suppose to go back......I take it he didnt...

[2.0civic]

Basically dude ran away from some free hot older woman pussy.

went fishing on hot older ladys, dock
She was tired and had to go to school the next day at 7
left and came back the next day
some guy opened door(possibly husband/BF)
i leave and everyone calls bs

[BABY J]

** FELLAS SEE Baby J**

FELLAS: WHAT YOU DOIN HERE NIGGA??
BABYJ: NOTHING, I'm done! While yall was bumping the thread I was bumpin DEEEZ NUTZ!!!

[B16a2 Civic]

you can get up on teh train too J

[JustinSane110™]

** FELLAS SEE Baby J**

FELLAS: WHAT YOU DOIN HERE NIGGA??
BABYJ: NOTHING, I'm done! While yall was bumping the thread I was bumpin DEEEZ NUTZ!!!

How you gonna sneak over ahead of everybody, damn over eager bastard wtf man?

[99SI]

Older women are the best. I have been with one for almost five years now, since I was 19 and she was 39. She doesn't have any children, was married once when she was in her twenties and we enjoy each other tremendously. At first when I met her I thought she was much younger, she thought I was much older and before we realized our age difference we had connected. We figured we owed it to ourselves to give it a shot even with the age difference. Baby J can vouch for the fact that her looks do not give away her age. Not at all.

[speedminded]

www.maps.google.com

they even got SATELLITE mode!!!

you can subtract the www


Where's the house again?

[JustinSane110™]

^^^ LIRL @ snatch map!!

[BABY J]

Older women are the best. I have been with one for almost five years now, since I was 19 and she was 39. She doesn't have any children, was married once when she was in her twenties and we enjoy each other tremendously. At first when I met her I thought she was much younger, she thought I was much older and before we realized our age difference we had connected. We figured we owed it to ourselves to give it a shot even with the age difference. Baby J can vouch for the fact that her looks do not give away her age. Not at all.

I'd say she's a MILF, but she's not a mom. She's just an ILF. LMAO!!!!! Ya dun good son, ya dun good."

[BABY J]

How you gonna sneak over ahead of everybody, damn over eager bastard wtf man?

Not eager, just experienced... I'm like PJETTA(:jerkit: )!!! I PUTZ ITS DOWNZ SONZ!!!

[thinkfast®]

SNATCH MAP thats funny, not as funny as B16's scenario though hahaha

BITCH MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES!!

[B16a2 Civic]

SNATCH MAP thats funny, not as funny as B16's scenario though hahaha

BITCH MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES!!

BLUEBERRY TOO HOE

[thinkfast®]

NA-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[B16a2 Civic]

BWAHAHA, WE CERTIFIED ASSHOLES

[DieselNuts]

guy wanst to go fishing on this bitches deck
bitch comes out half naked
bitch ofers guy pussy
guy declines, says he'll be back 2morrow to bake cookies and watch soap operas like some bitches
guy comes back, a real man answers the door
guy is bummed about situation
but this is how it would have went there if real G's were there

Quote:
Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
Scenario:
Civic Si Pull Up, dat 64 leanin pull up, Escalade pull up
some pimps get out teh car
walk up to the door
" ay broad, you offered up some free sex to some lame mark ass bitch who wanted to fish on yo stupid deck"
lady: " fuck no"
the boys: " well okay, what you got to eat, cause after we run this train we gon be hungry"
lady: "i can make you omletes and waffles"
*ricky slaps her*: bitch i want pancakes too
lady: okay

That is the funniest shit I have read/heard/seen all day long!!!!! Thanks a lot, I needed that

[thinkfast®]

ricky: gimme a juicebox too ho!!

OLD HAG BITCH: do you know who you talkin to?

ricky: yea I'm talkin to the juicebox ho

OLD HAG BITCH: your crazy

ricky: no I'm not. I'm just thirsty

OLD HAG BITCH: go to hell!!

ricky: no you go!! and when your down there, get me a JUICEBOX!! HO

[thinkfast®]

haha Capri Sun FTW

[B16a2 Civic]

ricky: gimme a juicebox too ho!!

OLD HAG BITCH: do you know who you talkin to?

ricky: yea I'm talkin to the juicebox ho

OLD HAG BITCH: your crazy

ricky: no I'm not. I'm just thirsty

OLD HAG BITCH: go to hell!!

ricky: no you go!! and when your down there, get me a JUICEBOX!! HO

BWAHAHAH movie Kickin and mutha fuckin Scream for tha gah damn win

[JustinSane110™]

haha Capri Sun FTW

Capri Sun?? WTF?? Nah homey, imma tell her to give me the rest of her man's beers that he couldn't grab when I kicked his ass out like Jazz on Fresh Prince. Straight launched that fool.

[B16a2 Civic]

everybody wave by to the juicebox ho
: points at brett: your not wavin, wave gah damnitt, and why isn't your shirt tucked it, have some pride, matter of fact, give me a lap *blows whistle*

[B16a2 Civic]

haha Capri Sun FTW

.
as dave chapelle would say
" i want some purple drink"

[BABY J]

Not grape... PURPLE!!!

[B16a2 Civic]

Not grape... PURPLE!!!

what you mean, thats what i put

[BABY J]

Ass!! LOL! EDIT FTW!!